Jilly Monska

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

I haven't been this full since I threw up down my overalls after eating 7 puddings and 8 fruit roll ups at my aunts.

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

I think I could drink mustard

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

8 1/2 days ppl 8 1/2 days til sweet sweet freedom.

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

I wish Selena didn't have to say "metaphorical gin and juice." We get it, he's a guy, not actually gin and juice.

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

I DARE you to tell me something that smells better than a blueberry @eggo waffle roasting in the toaster

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

Sometimes I wonder if other people watch British's Got Talent audition videos as much as I catch my dad watching them

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

No one. The answer is no one.

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

I think I know what basic girls mean when they say "I just can't." I really just can't deal with the bar scene. Who am I trying to meet?

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"Curses are very real. As you know I've been cursed, with like a very huge long wiener." -Blake

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy birthday, @JustinBieber. Wherever you are, I hope you’re having fun, and are fully clothed.

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

@erin_j12 @ItsGreysHumor @juliacocuzzo hahahaha this is where I got the idea

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

When I was younger I did MySpace quizzes & posted them. One question was Do you sleep around? I replied with yes because I loved sleepovers

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

@erin_j12 @BiIlionaires yep sure is!!!!

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

Every time I get a pedicure I get depressed cause I know I'll never meet a guy who will do this for me every single night.

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

Accidentally said "shit" in front of a group of sixth graders today. #offtoagoodstart #fridaybeforevacation

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

@erin_j12 😒

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

@chrisdelia great job dancing for Sia on Ellen today 😂

[Jilly Monska @JillyMonska]

Walked into bathroom to blow nose. Saw toilet paper roll would have to be changed. Walked out without blowing nose.