Parakeet

he/him
I like all birds not just parakeets.

[Parakeet @JimBeaky]

@hodge_stick American leftists get extremely defensive when you point out their Anglophobia lines are basically indistinguishable from the lines Lord Malsmbury of Gorton or whatever uses to mock the working class.

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@RollTideReauxll @mattracquet I suppose that is right. You can have a group of 0 talent people put down some backpacks for goalposts in a car park and have a functioning game of football with a tennis ball. You have to have at least a modicum of ability to even function on a tennis court.

[Parakeet @JimBeaky]

@otr1023 @TNOQuoProQuid No, he didn't think he was going to die. He flat out told the volcanologists they were wrong, it wasn't going to erupt. He knew because he had lived there for decades and "knew the mountain". He had that stubborn conviction that he was right that old people sometimes get.

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@Martin95684074 @UnderSneege it was never implemented iirc. The idea behind it is that statistically teen drivers are only slightly more dangerous than average, until you put another teen in the car with them, and they become much more dangerous than average.

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@PokerPolitics wait there are still people waiting for "Q drops" in 2026? Jesus.

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@OpenChiswickW4 @willtube4food What should the bus driver have done in this situation?
1. 15 tonne bus should slam the brakes to let let cyclist go ahead before pulling in .
2. "sorry everyone cyclist in the way, so we had to skip that stop"

[Parakeet @JimBeaky]

@blackphilled He was born into a rich family with connections to the royals, had an education 99% of Khmer could only dream of, and studied in Paris. He is probably the most awful leader of a country in recent memory (Macias Nguema only competition) but he was absolutely not illiterate!

[Parakeet @JimBeaky]

@LavenderGhast If you do the path were you help her chase down Samson but then convince her to spare him, she does send a text acknowledging all this and apologising, and realises she needs to move on from her husbands death.

[Parakeet @JimBeaky]

@manutd0568 @M0BLAND TBF London was way sketchier in the 90s than it is now. It's become safer since then.

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@_Shafel_ @SmasherforFort Johnny is an unreliable narrator. The way he remembers things is warped by his completely egocentric worldview, he recalls things happening differently than how they actually happened. A clue is how much more powerful his pistol is in his memories than it is in real life.

[Parakeet @JimBeaky]

@xorrow911 Wait, is Weetman just straight up MAGA now?

[Parakeet @JimBeaky]

@QuineTime Is that carpet? In a locker room?

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@anticommie123 Putting Emma Watson who has been in 1 movie in a decade and hasn't worked as an actress since 2019 in the "big actor" category alongside those other 3 feels very wrong.

[Parakeet @JimBeaky]

@girlthingamajig this is literally the first mission in the game.

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@rfcwwide @Imbigox absolutely false. The native population declined by between 60% to 95% in the 50 years after Spanish contact. For them, this genuinely was the apocalypse.

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@SwannMarcus89 The disappearance of Richey Edwards. Guy diagnosed with severe depression goes missing. Car found 2 weeks later next to the Severn Bridge, a known suicide hotspot. Cue decades of "the creepy mysterious vanishing of Richey Edwards" like we all don't know exactly what happened.

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@constans True. Having to explain that materialist motivations for going on a crusade were secondary. Explaining that all these knights, aristocrats and even royalty genuinely believed they were wiping their sins and guaranteeing access to heaven by doing this.

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@nixoninexile or that anecdotal account of a US unit ending up at some incredibly isolated Afghan village and the village elder asking them if they are these "soviets" that they had heard about.

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@Mxruuuuuux @sp_ch_wz @Jinofski2012136 @oovercompensate let me get the logic here.
Fuegians may have visited the islands, so they have a claim -> Argentina brutally genocides the Fuegians -> So Argentina now has the rightful claim to islands.

that is the "anti-colonial" position?