Jim Browne

Failing musician, inertia personified, harvester of yucks (both kinds) Acting Temporary Secretary of the Ulterior

[Jim Browne @JimBroNXP]

Trump wants to abolish EPA before it can declare his stream of consciousness a Federal Superfund Site.Toxic!#NeverTrump #dumpTrump

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@thehill @Jim_Jordan #FullHeadOfSteamNotHair

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@danagould The unmasking is @ hand!
#InnermostSelfieTime

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@dog_rates This is Outlaw.
Super-swift shutter work captured him in an exceedingly rare pensive pause (must... resist... pun), before he returned to his natural state, as a good-boiish blur of highly-huggable, hypervigilant hyperactivity.#TrendingSetters

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@brianrayguitar @mradamscott "Brought to justice?!"
SPOILER ALERT!
Or an indication that I am still sleeping, and this is yet another beautiful 'orange-jumpsuit-overstuffed-with-orange-cellulite' dream?

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@brianrayguitar I'm currently in talks with Roman Polanski, to direct "Teens Who Matt Daetz." Casting is ongoing, but how 'bout @mradamscott (only with the requisite brow-drop, courtesy of the "Quest for Fire" makeup team) as Master Gaetz? #LockUpYourDaughterGaetz #HymenBreakInAtTheWaterGaetz

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#BoycottRollingStone, also.
#TheCoverupOfTheRollingStone
#CoverupOfTheRollingStone
#YouPushedPoundRatherThanTaggedHashIn1967

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@PFTompkins Henry’s Spirit Animal❓

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#MichiganSeemsLikeADreamToMeNow
#America@YesOfficial @PaulSimonMusic

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@AC360 ©️⭕️🆖🐀s, @andersoncooper, on the birth of Wyatt Morgan‼️
So thrilled for you!!!
#PardonTheRatNoOtherEmojiMakesTheWord

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@jimmykimmel
re: #BabyCarrotFingers
👶🏼🥕👈🏻

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( #WhiteLightMightBeatCovid19 #UltravioletUnderground)

#SoTHATSWhyMyHashtagDidNotTurnBlueIForgotHowToDoThis‼️

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#WhiteLightMightBeatCovid19#UltravioletUnderground
#TrumpIsALaughingStock
#TrumpDisinfectant
#TheInnerLight
#Ultraviolet
#ChickenTrump

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#NewPhoneWHOdis

#CoronaVirusBriefing
#PressBriefing
#WorldHealthOrganization
#WHO

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#Hydroxycloroquine 👨‍⚕️🍊👨‍🔬

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🍊-polishers

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☘️(*Based on extensive non-testing🤞🏼)☘️🚫😘
#DontYouDareKissMeImIrishAndVirusFree

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Doin’ telephone-craftin’, while self-quarantining!
#SocialMediaIsolation
#SorryYahweh‼️
#CoronaVirusUpdate

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#LetsGetAshterIt

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@jimmykimmel @cleto_iii Awww, Cleto cuddlin’ with Kümmel‼️#JimmyKümmelLive🇩🇪

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@brianrayguitar Oh, yeah... I’ve got your Dershowitz, right here.

And if only Pat Buttram had lived long enough to voice the odious senator from Louisiana, John Kennedy.