Jim Crewe

Here I am.

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FB was down long enough that I received 3 actual text messages and 2 people came to my door with their holiday photo album asking me to like a picture of a cheesecake. #facebookdown

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@BboyKitastrophe Oh man. I would like to have seen that. Did you make an attempt to capture?

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Matt Hancock seems to have confused a grovelling apology resulting in his resignation with the political worm version of an encore at Wembley.

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@frippet @joshua_crewe

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Today is the 10th anniversary of my joining Twitter. Imagine celebrating that.

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Now look here @sainsburys where is the man version of this?

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@brnurse Does his nose get long when that happens as well?

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@VictoriaCoren You sound uncomfortable

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Brush your hair #BorisJohnson

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#behindthescenes

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Uk gov turning up late to their own clusterfuck party. #eurgh #MerryChristmas2020

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Someone fetch the laminator! #laminatedbookofdreams

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Boris: ok just one more Blue WKD then I’ll go on telly and ban this for everyone.

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@irene_oppong @joshua_crewe I want zoom. @joshua_crewe I have a solution.

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@brnurse I am out of my depth. Thank you

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It’s good, I think, in times like this, that people are still taking time to achieve personal goals. It seems Mr Cummings is making a play for the world record “biggest walking catastrophe in public office”. Previously held by Mr Grayling #Cummgate

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@joshua_crewe Yes and then everyone in the UK is issued a Groundhog that looks like the Prime Minister

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After this is over all survival points will be removed from the first person to use ‘flatten the curve’ in a corporate setting. #COVID19