Jimmy DiGrazia

He/Him

[mackenzie✨️ @meatsweatmcgee]

ohhhh i get it now. its called chekhov's gun because you chek hov the gun

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Before the invention of the crowbar crows drank alone

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Don’t fucking talk to me like you have any idea how I give vitamin pills to my pigeon.

[Laplace's Demon Core @girlmadeofwires]

youth pastor sitting backwards on a chair: let me tell you about a guy who caused the romans to have a cortisol spike because he faithmogged them while holymaxxing

[lara ⚢ iwtv spoilers @silqco]

silco's response never fails to make me cry…

[Mrs humphrey Bogart @Cocolasvegass]

you've heard of Elf on the Shelf but have you heard of using your fcking blinker

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

Test your fucking coke guys 💔💔💔

[orbeez gosh @orbeezgosh]

Do horses know they’re Vehicle

[loid @Iveslueur]

me if i was a detective: ok wait omg

[Jay Humor @jayweingarten]

What do ducks smoke?

Quack.

Obviously this isn't true but just for the purpose of the joke. Please suspend your disbelief for 2 fucking seconds.

[isa @isainstars]

debugging code before going to an anime convention

[Stupid Twink @ThisStupidTwink]

i couldn’t be arsed to actually draw this idea

[trevy @chillextremist]

I don’t think people realize how blown you have to get to achieve smithereens status

[GoNintendoTweet @GoNintendoTweet]

Switch 2 will automatically turn off rumble after "prolonged use" https://t.co/R8PcETGL1X

[𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔫 @rayondesolen]

Just met this italian girl who smokes OLIVE OIL flavored cigarettes. I love italian people I wish they were real