Jim Davis | He/Him/His

I try hard.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

ABSOLUTE. CINEMA.

[Nick Brandel @MotorCityBanter]

Can we please bring back the 2004 Detroit Pistons 16-win spray paint tracker?

That was genuinely the coldest playoff tradition ever 🔥

(Via: @SLAMonline)

#DetroitBasketball

[Jim Davis | He/Him/His @JimDavisTweets]

@jasonbenetti @andydirks12 Build a Tigers roster w/players who were never allstars? #RainDelayQuestions
CF Austin Jackson
2B Scott Sizemore
LF Brennan Bosch
DH Eric Thames
3B Jeimer Candelario
RF Andy Dirks
1B Sean Casey
C Mickey Tettleton
SS Ramón Santiago
SP Jeremy Bonderman

[Jim Davis | He/Him/His @JimDavisTweets]

@jasonbenetti @andydirks12 #RainDelayQuestions

Can you build your favorite tigers starting lineup of current and former tigers that never made an allstar game?

[Vinny Daniel @Vinny_Daniel0]

It brings me great pain to say this is a good idea and fair.

[Jim Davis | He/Him/His @JimDavisTweets]

@DudespostingWs 3.

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

Walking down the first base line while challenging a pitch call is the new bat flip.

[Kahlief Adams @KahliefAdams]

Over the years I’ve seen multiple people get arrested for giving out free food but this is allowed. Our country is backwards.

[Jim Davis | He/Him/His @JimDavisTweets]

@ChefReactions The good life.

[Jim Davis | He/Him/His @JimDavisTweets]

@RepOgles Fuck you.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Remember when people said we were crazy when we called him a Nazi haha

[𝑩𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒏’𝒔 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒓 @Tatums0Burner]

J.B. Bickerstaff said it best…

“What you saw was DISGUSTING”

[Jim Davis | He/Him/His @JimDavisTweets]

@readswithravi The Troop by Nick Cutter.

[Jim Davis | He/Him/His @JimDavisTweets]

@ChefReactions Detroit welcomes you with open arms. Jealous of the Bills. But my wings and tigers are lucky.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Tuesday, March 10th 2026 will go down as one of the most hilarious days in the history of sports

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

"In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and and say, "And we shall overcome." I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that our long national nightmare was over. I saw Jimmy Carter talk about malaise and Ronald Reagan talk about a shining city on a hill. I saw George H.W. Bush deliver the eulogy for the Soviet bloc, and Bill Clinton comfort the survivors of Timothy McVeigh's madness in Oklahoma City. I saw George W. Bush struggle to make sense of it all on September 11, 2001, and I saw Barack Obama sing 'Amazing Grace' in the wounded sanctuary of Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston, South Carolina.
"These were the presidents of my lifetime. These were not perfect men. They were not perfect presidents, god knows. Not one of them was that. But they approached the job, and they took to the podium, with all the gravitas they could muster as appropriate to the job. They tried, at least, to reach for something in the presidency that was beyond their grasp as ordinary human beings. They were not all ennobled by the attempt, but they tried nonetheless.
"And comes now this hopeless, vicious buffoon, and the audience of equally hopeless and vicious buffoons who laughed and cheered when he made sport of a woman whose lasting memory of the trauma she suffered is the laughter of the perpetrators. Now he comes, a man swathed in scandal, with no interest beyond what he can put in his pocket and what he can put over on a universe of suckers, and he does something like this while occupying an office that we gave him, and while endowed with a public trust that he dishonors every day he wakes up in the White House.
"The scion of a multigenerational criminal enterprise, the parameters of which we are only now beginning to comprehend. A vessel for all the worst elements of the American condition. And a cheap, soulless bully besides. We never have had such a cheap counterfeit of a president* as currently occupies the office. We never have had a president* so completely deserving of scorn and yet so small in the office that it almost seems a waste of time and energy to summon up the requisite contempt.
"Watch how a republic dies in the empty eyes of an empty man who feels nothing but his own imaginary greatness, and who cannot find in himself the decency simply to shut up even when it is in his best interest to do so. Presidents don't have to be heroes to be good presidents. They just have to realize that their humanity is our common humanity, and that their political commonwealth is our political commonwealth, too.
Watch him behind the seal of the President of the United States. Isn't he a funny man? Isn't what happened to that lady hilarious? Watch the assembled morons cheer. This is the only story now."
- Charles Pierce

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Rubio: “Iran is run by religious fanatics.”

The White House right now:

[🇺🇸 Mike Ryan (Ruiz): PATRIOT 🇺🇸 @MichaelRyanRuiz]

Unserious people waking up daily having to defend something they thought they voted against. 80% of Americans are against this war. He literally campaigned on cheaper prices, job growth, Epstein files & no new wars. You just need to completely dismiss anyone still standing by him

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Kids can’t learn for 8 hours straight, nobody can, but the reason school lasts all day is bc parents need somewhere to send their kids while they are working and producing shareholder value.