Jim Grant

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Is this tweet gets 420 likes I’m gonna make an audio book of the first Witcher book but in that weird nordish accent of Skyrim.

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@Madness99Marsh see where that gets you Narc

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Discussion thread:

Sluttiest desserts

I’ll go first, plain flavors of ice cream like vanilla or chocolate are wholesome but messy flavors with all the fudge chunks and peanut butter swirls are the dirtiest little ass grabbers you know

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@acutelordosis I would make a home about having these saved on a floppy disk but I actually don’t know if I remember these. Tho my best guess mental picture is probably spot on

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@acutelordosis Oh it’s like one jazzy backing track away from “Boston cream pie” level of sexual suggestion

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@car1ssamargraf Hmm interesting, But a whore you can respect? They wear it like a badge? I’ve never had one….

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@mackiemestop I think I’m going to respectfully disagree here I think she was raised catholic and not in the fun kinky way but is legit militant and no fun at all. But very sweet!!

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@dewingthemost I’m glad you said it because I wasn’t going to

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@acutelordosis Molten lava cake is a throat goat

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@dewingthemost in the absolute filthy trash person behavior way

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@dewingthemost yes Pavlova wears red lipstick and makes eyes at you at the formal dinner party

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@acutelordosis now wait a second....

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@tayy_reese smash. @acutelordosis

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The amount of critical thinking we, as a nation, will put into whether it is worth the time to watch Avatar 2

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@acutelordosis @adit_ahmed no lets not do that, that's silly *wink*

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@adit_ahmed @acutelordosis we should start a club

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@acutelordosis @adit_ahmed music video included

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i don’t have bad luck anymore. after 12 long years my punishment for not forwarding that one chain mail has been served.

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@acutelordosis Your poosey AND your crack…?

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Work pretending it doesn’t want my booty calls - L

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Why does my job want my personal phone…like do they want my booty calls or what?