Jim Heskett

Author. i’m only here to check my notifications and retweet funny stuff. Catch me on the FB instead.

[Jim Heskett @JimHeskett]

Me: *telling my wife a story*
Wife: you already told me that story
Me: but it’s a good story
Wife: *groan*
Me: you know, some people pay to hear my stories.

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So I made a thing! I created a FREE 5e subclass for the dmsguild (suggested price 1.99 but you can change it to 0 if you want). Check it out and let me know what you think!

https://t.co/MZVBu9p0wE

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The Nuggets get no respect. Still. The announcers in the game were all "So, the number #1 seed denver nuggets tonight will be taking on THE MULTI-TALENTED MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES!!!"

That's fine. We'll see you at the NBA finals, doubting announcers.

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John Harper liked my video about Blades in the Dark! Total nerd fanboy moment

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Hope springs anew? Yes. Good riddance horse face. https://t.co/jpzngnnAuS

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You know the hot dog that Cartman and his mom live in on South Park? Did you know that’s a real place? It’s about an hour from Denver.

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So I'm doing fiction-branded T-Shirts now. Also hoodies, mugs, buttons, and a lot more.

Wear your love for Micah Reed, Layne Parrish, Serena Rojas, and all the rest of those knuckleheads.

https://t.co/BC6njVSpyN

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This is fine. It's not as if Hollywood is much interested in original ideas, anyway

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no comment. https://t.co/dBde2EJLAv

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Yah i do. I really do. https://t.co/7F8RdIiP3w

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Damn.

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Hollywood changing things... https://t.co/pstVjpJzv4

[@wizardsling.bsky.social @WizardSling]

A d&d tv series where the players all work in an office by day, then the same actors play their PC counterparts during the session. Show both sides of the table #dnd #dndtvshow

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Are you following us on facebook? Why the heck not?
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Can't tell you what this is for yet, but here's a taste. Nick Thacker doesn't look at facebook anymore so he'll never see it.

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I gotta be honest, when we’re low on the regular hand soap in the kitchen, and I have to use the Spider Man berry blast foaming hand soap, I don’t hate it.

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Ever bite into your mac and cheese and find a pocket of dry powder?

You know when you pull the noddles out of the microwave and dump the powder on to mix, and maybe you're not paying attention, maybe you're in a hurry

and you don't stir good enough, and miss mixing a chunk…

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I think the theaters will all go out of business and we’ll see the decline of the movie star at the same time as the rise of the content creator.

Investors will put money into safer options like streaming services. Big budget stuff will fade away.

No fast and furious 11,…

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Also, with an eightball of uncut Bolivian marching powder pre-lined out on a mirror and a handle of cheap vodka. That's how King did it, so if it's good enough for him...

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I’m surprised bill belichick was initially resistant to wearing a mask. He looks so perfectly evil with one on. It’s on brand.