jim hopper

washed up halo player.

[Last Chalice @lastchalice]

A father buys Halo: Campaign Evolved on the family PS5 with the intention of playing the advertised split screen co-op with his son.

He immediately discovers upon booting the game that he needs to purchase a PS Plus subscription for not only himself, but also a second PS Plus subscription on a second account for his son so that they can play the campaign together side by side in the living room on the couch after purchasing a $50 game with no multiplayer.

Read that again, let it sink in and then understand that this is all true and was posted on the official Halo website earlier today.

[Delta169 @Delta1169]

How to step on every rake possible

[jim hopper @JimHopper37]

@stoolpresidente Why can you pay attention to @SStricklandMMA ?

[jim hopper @JimHopper37]

@barstoolsports 80 elbows to the back of the head

[jim hopper @JimHopper37]

Did anyone try to feed it a carrot

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Knicks fans were not a fan of this school bus last night

[No Jumper @nojumper]

71 children from an Orthodox Jewish school have been rescued from underground tunnels connected to a sewer system in New York.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

[jim hopper @JimHopper37]

@ChaelSonnen Chael got hacked again.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Republicans are in charge because we promised:

to Make America Healthy Again.
to start No New Wars,
to put people above corporations,
to put America above foreign countries,
to release the Epstein files,
to not spy on citizens,
to eliminate fraud,

what the hell happened?!

[jim hopper @JimHopper37]

@HunterBiden Bill burr said all of this in one sentence a decade ago.

[jim hopper @JimHopper37]

@darrentill2 Darren this is strike 2 one more and you lose a good fan of yours

[jim hopper @JimHopper37]

@mma_orbit @EASPORTSUFC Can @SStricklandMMA use it ?

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Absolutely wild to learn that Donald Trump called Charlie and reprimanded him about his coverage of the Epstein Files. On July 12th—the day after I keep insisting a made a decision to kill Charlie according to our timeline.

I have said over and over again, Tucker’s speech at SAS caused the psychopathic Zionists to begin targeting Charlie.

Also this absolutely makes my skin crawl about Erika hugging Trump. That woman is truly despicable. Anything BUT a legitimately grieving widow.

https://t.co/f3cQ3nAf9C

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

👀 First Indiana posession of the game, and entire lineup gets a shot up, other than Caitlin Clark 😳

Raining air-balls & bricks!! Stephanie White’s offense ladies and gentleman.

This is what happens when a @WNBA coach is jealous of her star player 🔥

[JW @JWepp]

Not lying

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The Spurs are now favored to win the title. That’s insane. Total disrespect to the Knicks. Keep in mind no team has ever won the 1st 2 on the road and lost the NBA finals. And you’re telling me the Spurs are now favored? I refuse to believe the Knicks choke this away.