Jim Johnson

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

you will never know.

[Jim Johnson @JimJ86]

@AllDAYZ77 The theory that Brock will beat him for the title so Oba’s SummerSlam title match is vs Brock gets more credible with this promo

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@CB4774 @loganreever Literally part of the cashier’s job to sign the customer up for the loyalty program. They’re doing what they’re supposed to do. Anyway this didn’t happen and is a stolen John Mulaney bit.

[Jim Johnson @JimJ86]

@RichardERoeper 4 is insanely low, 20 insanely high. But yeah when he gets a hit he usually goes yard.

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@VTHistory25 @YouTube Because of this Tweet I specifically sought out your new video and it’s insane that it wasn’t shown to me by YT. I’m subbed and I almost always click on your reaction videos especially when they’re countering the likes of Walsh. Regardless, loved the vid!

[Jim Johnson @JimJ86]

@NotUncleRunk Robert Baconandeggers

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@valuetainment https://t.co/bkb0Fddfqi

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@UWdawgfan9 @VTHistory25 @Cynical_History @beatmastermatt @MattWalshBlog He is those things but that’s irrelevant. Even if he isn’t it’s still their right to express their opinion that he is.

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@davemeltzerWON Kinda shit the director of a shitty movie starts saying the second that 30% Rotten Tomatoes score drops

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@markguess @davemeltzerWON POV you’ve never interacted with a Swiftie

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@Arnav_Ve6b One of those clips I’ll watch every time it pops up on my timeline

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@femboxd I’m a 40 y/o man and yet apparently I am young hos

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@solomonster The wrestling equivalent of this

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@mclovenxoxo Do you think paying for a blue check and posting stupid bullshit in the hopes of farming engagement and winning ElonBucks is also rooted in capitalism?

[Jim Johnson @JimJ86]

@josiahhughes Just hoping and praying right now that it won’t make me shoot police officers. I just can’t do that.

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@critman_critics Ok but if I take the cancer I can get unlimited free pizza from people who feel sorry for me about the cancer. I’m gonna go cancer on this one.

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@cowboy_postbop I would’ve confidently bet every penny I own that this was just a Twitter shit post and not actually referencing a real Bluesky meme

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@4Evil_Resident2 Perfect comedic timing

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

videos to kill yourself to

[BostonNooga @BostonNooga]

To all my fellow dads out there