Jimothy

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 🧽

[Bears Nation @BearsNationCHI]

DJ Moore’s first play as a Chicago Bear

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@bunnydelphine @jordinswetof ???

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@SengledUSA Another outage/Alexa compatibility issue? This is ridiculous. I am never buying from this company again.

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@itslanabee Can you put your dick on the scale instead 👀👀👀

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@BrandonCopicWx @OfficialYallbot Casual based Yallbot take 😂😂

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@Albi_SideArms @osnapsteph 🅱️IDEARMS 😁😁😁🎉🎉🎉

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My heart and soul are absolutely full. What a great way to ring in year 28. ❤️🎶🥃

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Imagine being a Chicago Bears fan 😭

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Time to play one of my favorite games: is everyone around me wrong or am I the problem? 🙃

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Wife: “Hey want to watch Pirates of Penzance?”
Me: “No, I have plans to watch the next Julia Roberts movie in my list.”

Definitely a top-10 gayest thing I’ve said in my life. Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of movie scenes inspired by art 🧵

1. Shutter Island - Klimt's Kiss

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@Albi_SideArms @osnapsteph What’s up :)

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2/3 of the way through the first episode of #QuietOnSet. We just finished the 90s third party account of D*n Schn**d*r from writers and cast members. I am sick to my stomach listening to these women recount his blatant p3d0ph*lia and misogyny.

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@NFL_Scorigami Checkinonyourfellowchargersfantonightigami

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@NFL_Scorigami EIGHTYFOURPOINTSIGAMI

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If you water your grass I literally hate everything you stand for as a person. No I will not be making exceptions.

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Sending emails expressing frustration with our wedding vendors is so anxiety inducing. Like thank you for being part of our ceremony and we don’t want to sound like we hate and don’t respect you but also fuck you for making our loved ones panic less than 1 hour before the service

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Why couldn’t I have been passionate about something practical like being an auto mechanic or an electrician.

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New year, same story. The O-Line giving Fields absolutely no time #Bears