Slippin' Jimmy

•6'9 280 lbs • I love protein and a fresh rack of weights to lift (to get me #bulked) also love doing squats.

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@cazzideee Our senior superlatives were foretelling our destinies of just wanting to straight lounge for the rest of our days

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@fortysevey Honestly same, they annoyed me so much at first too but I kind of forced myself to listen to them for a few weeks just cuz I was interested in their content until I just got to a point where I got used to their obnoxiousness and actually started to kind of enjoy their goofy convo

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@fortysevey Last Podcast on The Left did a 2 part series on her! Their style isn’t for everyone it took me a while to actually get into their pod but it’s a very good true crime/conspiracy/paranormal podcast

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Standard procedure now days brother HH

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@vote_coleman

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@Will_Most No Will, thank you. Your tweets are a bright spot in a cold dark world. My only regret is I didn't start following you sooner

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So we just gonna pretend there isn't a sentient Luke Bryan-loving, beer drinking, god fearing AR-15 assault rifle driving this ford pickup?

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@ButteryClogs patriarchal systems are for the boys

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*Radioactive by Imagine Dragons comes on*
friend 1: don't start
friend 2: you better not
Me:

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Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna tell me I should probably have it checked out by a physician who specializes in testicle abnormalities

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Some might say his days of mackling are behind him but to them I say nay, you have yet to experience the full power of his mackles to come

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.@macklemore any thoughts on the current state of your macklings? The world wants to know.

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He should call himself Macklemost, because he's mackled nearly all there is to mackle. The guy just can't stop mackling

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I haven't seen anybody Mackle in the same way as Macklemore. He's one of a kind, and all you have to do is look at his mackles to see proof

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I'll admit he hasn't mackled quite as often lately but his mackles are still of the highest quality when he decides to do a bit of mackling

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Dare I say it, but I think Macklemore is the best mackler in America. Probably even the world.

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@benrimmele She's a Comfort Deluxe Gyro Reclining Semi-Rocker™, I call her The Comfort

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I went ahead and fixed it, patriotism is alive and well

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Our American flag out front is a little wrapped up in itself, maybe I'll fix it