Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋

thought criminal | artist | wood sculptor | writer | humorist | politically homeless

[Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 @JimJamitis]

Hard to imagine a less smart day on social media than one where Trump and the MAGAs are big mad at the Pope. 😂

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@JohnDalyBooks Flashback to the Clinton era sloganeering. “Everybody does it.”

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@four4thefire Jehovah! Jehovah!

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@wrowclif But why would you?

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@four4thefire Vance being involved at all is going to lose my vote.

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@DonnyFerguson That second one is a trip.

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@emzanotti She went on Fox News after 9/11 and performed it as a “go, ‘murica” thing. Might have been on Hannity’s show.

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@hwinkler4real @BigJoeBastardi Wayne Newton

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@ajwink It’s like someone hired Tim Burton to do a John Wick spinoff.

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@JohnDalyBooks It’s amazing how people who were at worst superficially inconvenienced by the pandemic policies can’t let go but never a peep about Trumpism’s socialist boot print.

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@EWErickson There’s no political solution though.

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Area man way too excited to be photographed with homeless guy in novelty underwear.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

America has never been safer now that Dean Cain, the original Superman, is working with the Department of War to bring truth, justice and kicking ass just like he did on his home planet Eternia.

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@JonahDispatch The mountain of douchery has no apex.

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Arturo Sandoval
BB King
Tower of Power
Koko Taylor
Stanley Jordan
Peter Gabriel
Genesis
Chicago
Toto
Dizzy Gillespie

[Andrew Donaldson @four4thefire]

Who are ten artists/bands you are glad you were able to see live? Doesn't have to be in order.

Chris Stapleton right before Traveller blew up
Jim Cullum Jazz Band
Raymond Fairchild
90s Pantera
Willie Nelson
Big Daddy Kane
90s Aerosmith
90s Metallica
Pink Floyd
Dave Gahan

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

What a weird world. Kemp dominated a primary in 2022 against the Trump machine. He crushed Abrams in the general. He got the Religious Freedom Restoration Act passed, banned boys in girls' sports, passed the fetal heartbeat ban, enacted school choice, etc. But weirdos hate him.

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Perfect model for 98% of heated debates on social media. https://t.co/k2OP2fo9ca

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@emzanotti Supposedly he’s engaged to twice divorced Ainsley Earhardt whom he has been seeing for years.

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@BenThaxted @emzanotti I think that was probably Frank Pavone who ironically was laicized for also believing his passions justified his behavior.

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@charlescwcooke But they both have nearly an untarnished track record of licking Trump’s boots. What could go wrong.

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@michaelbd Kingpin is the most interesting villain in the MCU thanks to Vincent D'Onofrio.

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@SouthernKeeks He probably won't even *crack* the top 3.