neil degrassy

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[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

@chezpim Ummm, vaccinated and unvaccinated individuals carry the exact same viral load. You aren’t protecting your employees by denying guests who don’t have proof of vaccine. the only people you’re protecting are those who aren’t vaccinated. And that’s on them.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

@LuciousLuciusXX @thirsty_mcgirt @Toomerud @stoolpresidente It really is

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

@stoolpresidente Hiding behind your charity...just like charmath wiped his hands clean by donating his wins to charity. You’re all complicit and should be in jail.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

@jarule First Fyre Fraud, then FME pump and dump. You’re the worst brand ambassador. You should change your name and identity. You are brand poison.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

@Toomerud @stoolpresidente It’s over. The “paper hands” “diamond hands” lingo is as outdated as “boo-yah” and “far out”. It’s now an indicator of being a bag holder and a victim of an elaborate pump and dump scheme targeted towards 21-35yr old males. The group most prone to gambling addiction.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

It’s no longer left or right. It’s radical or non radical. Those are our new parties.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

The great thing about masks is it hides that I’m talking to myself

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

I miss 12am trump tweets

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

Remember jokes?

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

inserterrection

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

My sons butterfly knife is his fidget spinner

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

True story at grocery checkout I stick my hand into the pocket of my sweatpants to pay and pulled out my tv remote.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

Jeff Bezos is Santa Claus. Amazon workers are his elves. Im high.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

@LUINY05 @EaterNY Are you dumb? You have to take your mask off to eat. People talk and laugh while they eat. Droplets become suspended in the air and can travel. You’re on wrong side of history my friend. Your grandchildren will cringe at your twitter feed.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

The longest road in the world a person can walk on.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

If thanksgiving turns out to be the superspreader event that brings down the American empire, native Americans will have the long awaited last laugh.

[neil degrassy @JimJeffries]

Sneezing in your mask is like the shitting your pants of this era.