Jim Johnson

The only good takes on twitter. All these other guys are hella lame. Biggest #homasexual on twitter #betheguy #PL34SED

[Jim Johnson @JimJohnson111]

If you fell victim to the upside down logo trend you just don’t get it. #shrink

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@LeonardMorton22 @captainmunch086 Isaiah Jackson.

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Sam Burns is genuinely the least clutch golfer of all time. The chipmunk might never get his major. #soft

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A Max Homa late leaderboard push is exactly what I needed on a tired July 5. Max is back, which means I’m back in the game as well

[Jim Johnson @JimJohnson111]

@captainmunch086 @jmcginn7 All hail the mighty scot

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@TheBearPack21 Wanted to let you guys know that #thecage is undefeated. Can’t wait for the winning streak to continue as the Hawks dismantle your starting 5. The end of your season is near #goodnight

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@NFL Fuck this bitchass league. Sick of my team losing because your sorry ass refs have eagles ML. Goodell you blow.

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#PL44SED

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Today’s the day. Get it done max. I believe @Maxhoma #homasexual

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Would really enjoy it if @Maxhoma could make a birdie. I mean I’m all for consistent golf but 8 straight pars at DGC is brutal to watch. Stop edging me #homasexual

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Guess who’s back. Max fucking homa. What a day from the Jew #homasexual #memberofthetribe

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I don’t think there could be a better example of baseball being back in Detroit than that swing by Javy Baez. Javy Baez has returned to MVP state and is having fun on the baseball field again. So happy to see him back and this is the scariest team in baseball

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@ReginaldUggly I don’t hate it

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Min woo has balls of steel. What a putt to get his first win #woozytime

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@jafeguson @JabuAjirotutu @Bertsherberbert Thanks for taking my side dequeef. Glad to see some people still care about upholding max homa’s goat status #homasexual #fuckjabu

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@JabuAjirotutu @jafeguson @Bertsherberbert Come on man. Jim doesn’t want no beef he just wants to spread the word of max homa. Let a man love golf in peace. Also, max homa is the fucking goat not you bitch #fuckyou #homasexual

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@jafeguson @JabuAjirotutu @Bertsherberbert New to this world but looks like a heated argument is taking place. Seems like a great time to mention that the goat max homa is playing golf tomorrow #homasexual #ballgame

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Guess who plays golf tomorrow? It’s Max fucking homa. Can’t wait to see the goat do goat things tomorrow and take @JupiterLinksGC to the playoff @Maxhoma #homasexual #doitright

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Just wanted to let you all know that Jim is still alive. Been away for a little but that is behind me. It’s time for Jim to get hot #irunthisshit #ballgame #winner

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@RonaldFrier It’s not ridiculous. It’s not ridiculous to say that #ballgame