Jim Carroll

Director and Writer of Assassin 33 AD. Champion National Security, Marriage Boot Camp. Recreational Poker Player.

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America's Top Gambler - Too much fun.

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Pilot episode is done for America's Top Gambler. Cool group of players and hosts.

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@RealJamesWoods Do you have any interest in being part of a TV show called, "America's Top Gambler"? https://t.co/Sx2tUOYt2b

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@actionashley13 Just lost KK to KK. Lost AA to AA last month. Poker Sucks.

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@LIVEattheBike @TheRyanFeldman @RealJamieGold Don't believe it. Collusion. Jamie would not lay down A9.

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Rush hour traffic on Good Friday. Makes my friends in LA envious. https://t.co/hplctdoGsr

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@IAMBENZINO We gave you one, but you should go visit her grave and have a heart to heart talk with her.

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Book Keeping Job and Data Entry. $18.00 hour. If interested, contact Keshnie at 972-833-1605.

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I decided to see if I could make a facial expression so distorted that Apple Facial Recognition could not... https://t.co/AbGNSHhVhH

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If anyone is looking for a terrific house cleaner/office cleaning service Elizabeth and I have been using Ire and... https://t.co/L3nHp8xfgD

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I hate it when I wake up in the middle of the night and smell smoke in the house. Then investigate to realize it was a dream.

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I refuse to lose an hours sleep. I'm going to set my clock back 23 hours gain a new day.

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This hand was a blast on Poker Nights. Poor Justin, I set him up earlier by saying I had one prop left but was... https://t.co/MXPqNjkNR1

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If Jesus had a wife she would be like: “Why do you have to travel all the time? Spend more time with me instead... https://t.co/PKbpv8ZDiY

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Made out of what? https://t.co/Y7sjH1rO8l

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@JenniferTilly and the envelope.... Chucky

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@dallascowboys @CaliberAutoBody Please trade Garrett for a 7th round draft pick.

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@jovezz @spencerpratt Please trade Garrett for an 8th round draft pick.

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I’m clearly not a body builder but Facebook recommended friends are all body building women. Is Facebook fat shaming me?

[Jim Carroll @JimMBC]

Looking for advice from a good corporation accountant in the Dallas area. Please message me if you know someone.