Jim Mudd

5x winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award, the coveted Silver Sow Award, and the Copper Cob Award.

Creative Director for The Czar of Talk @MichaelBerrySho

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Talarico seems like the kind of neighbor that has a uterus…in a jar.

[Lone Star Liberty PAC @LoneStar_PAC]

What does James talarico call women?

"neighbors with a uterus"

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Capitalism is by far the best system in the history of mankind. We have hundreds of different kinds of dog food to choose from. DOG FOOD. Socialism rations food for people. It’s wild that anyone questions this.

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Sources say that the police have narrowed their list down to a single suspect.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. https://t.co/lY76zzhwIe

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

The Asian is strong in this one.

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover car crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, authorities say. https://t.co/3qtvGiFlwM

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

She looks like she stepped in to take over the role of Aileen Wuornos in Monster 2

[Clothes on the Hoes @ClotheTheHoes]

She looks like the singer of Megadeth

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

CJ Stroud is playing like Brock Osweiler.
#TexansvsPatriots

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Guess what, leftists? Our country has immigration laws. We are allowed to enforce those laws, just like every other country on the planet. You don’t get to interfere with that enforcement just because it hurts your feelings to see brown people carted away. You actually don’t have the right to prevent or in any way impede the legitimate application and enforcement of our laws. If you do, you might get arrested. And if you resort to any form of violence while they try to arrest you, you might get shot. If that happens, you will — both legally and morally — deserve it. I know you’ve gassed yourselves up so much that you think you have the actual right to simply disregard and even violently sabotage the laws that you don’t like, but you don’t. You never will. And when your deranged ideology combines with your insane ego and propels you to do something that gets you killed, you will die a disgrace and a criminal. That’s a tragedy in a certain sense. But one of your own making.

[Dan Mathews @DANMATHEWSHOU]

Tomorrow morning on The @MichaelBerrySho, you’ll hear my adoption story. Show starts at 8. Thanks to The Czar, @JimMudd & @RamonRoblesJr for letting me share my adoption story. My adoption, family & parents mean everything to me. https://t.co/oFtbVUdNto

[drefanzor memes @drefanzor]

Green D!ldo makers after WNBA fans made it a tradition to throw green d!ldos on the basketball court

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Fire water strong like buffalo

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

🚨Elizabeth Warren just FELL on the Senate floor

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Superman is so bad that we walked out. Just horrid. #SupermanMovie

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Now youse can’t leave

https://t.co/nC56FE8pKL

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

Trump: "All the illegals, they still think we’re stuck with them…no, no, no. You’re about to be stuck in here with us."

Unreal.

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Schumer is panicking: "If DOGE can shut down USAID, next it might be the IRS or intelligence agencies"

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin’ and survivin’.
Good Times.
Hangin’ in and jivin’
Good Times.
Ain’t we lucky we got ’em
Good Times.

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🚨BREAKING: Jasmine Crockett finished LAST in the vote for top Democrat on the powerful House Oversight Committee.

Even her fellow Democrats KNOW she's GHETTO TRASH 🔥

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

@JoshInnesShow I've never listened to this bit. However, I do remember how much fun it was. This'll be a treat.

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

@ConroeBrian I’ll give it a listen. Thanks

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Trust me, most of us understand the pain of sitting on your balls. There’s no need to articulate it.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Michelle Obama: "As black women, we don't articulate our pain"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sometimes when I need a little boost, I look at the @JDVance portrait in the @WhiteHouse and thank the Lord 🙏

[Jim Mudd @JimMudd]

Quick, someone develop a vaccine. These odds are worse than surviving Covid.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: NASA officials now report a 2.3% chance of an asteroid striking Earth in 2032, up from 1.9% yesterday. This equates to a 1 in 43 chance of impact, with a 97.7% likelihood that the asteroid will miss. The asteroid is estimated to be between 130 and 330 feet in diameter.