This is Todd “Let’s Roll” Beamer, who died heroically while trying to retake United Flight 93 from Al Qaeda terrorists on 9/11. His final resting place, is in Cranbury, NJ — where he was living with his wife and children before his murder. Cranbury is located in NJ-12, where the new Democratic nominee for Congress is Adam Hamawy.
Hamawy was a close associate and translator to Omar Abdel-Rahman, aka the ‘Blind Sheikh,’ an arch terrorist convicted of masterminding multiple plots against targets in NYC — including the World Trade Center. Hamawy testified at Adbel-Rahman’s trial, as a defense witness.
It has also been reported that Hamawy traveled to Bosnia to volunteer at an organization that was later unmasked as an Al Qaeda front group.
One of Hamawy’s loudest and most high-profile supporters and endorsers has openly declared that America deserved the 9/11 attacks.
Hamawy is now the prohibitive frontrunner to represent Todd Beamer’s district in the United States Congress.
Excellent question good sir as jokes are always better when fully explained.
We here at the Jarvis Account do not do POLITICAL jokes. We do not care who you vote for or why. We do jokes about the way people TALK about politics. Because it is unhinged.
Political talk today is characterized by CATASTROPHIZING. Your enemies will put you in CAMPS. Democracy is ENDING. Every election is THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES. Scott Pelley being sacked isn’t the mere natural outcome of calling his new boss a murderer and generally acted like a petulant dickhead in front of God and everyone - it’s the END OF LIBERAL MEDIA AS WE KNOW IT just like it was when Acosta and Lemon and a million other replacement level talking heads were shown the door.
This particular joke is a form joke we invented maybe a decade ago to describe the way we catastrophize everything on social media. Believe it or not it actually predates the famous RUTHKANDA FORVER post which is just the most notable of the Woke Kid genre of tweets.
We most recently used it a month ago to poke fun at conservatives who were having what we considered to be somewhat humorous meltdowns about Spirit Airlines going out of business as if all their mothers were dying as opposed to the much more boring reality of the fact that a shitty airline went belly up.
As Canada will once again not have the Stanley Cup on its failed terrorist state soil, I hope that this joke explanation will provide some solace and edification. And of course there’s always next year.
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@nickgillespie@jaketapper@HunterBiden Yeah. Hunter freaking Biden getting on the high horse about corruption is truly something to witness. Truly. What’s next? Kamala Harris criticizing the current border czar?
@TeamTrump47 Go look for your self Ashley. It’s been available to anyone and everyone since it was hacked and stolen years ago. Have you been living under a rock.