Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498

Mortgage guy. woodworker. bbq cook. husband. dad. purveyor of cheesy dad jokes.

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

@daphnea490 #prisontat

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

@daphnea490

[Extreme Ownership @XtremeOwnership]

When things are going bad:
Don't get all bummed out,
don't get startled,
don't get frustrated. No.
Just look at the issue and say:

GOOD.

#DisciplineEqualsFreedom
2021 Calendar at https://t.co/xUDQ5XW5z6
Still half of the year left to GET AFTER IT: https://t.co/sEDpeGNjiK

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

@daphnea490 11. Why 11?? Why not ten?? Because it’s 11

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

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[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

@daphnea490 We’re you on fire???????

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

I’m not sure why, but anytime I give a McGyvver smart ass answer it always has a pack of Chiclets in it. “I need a band aid, hairspray, tampon and a box of chiclets to build that.” I don’t even like chiclets.

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

@DeepDiveRef Hook and hold on 10 is the first problem. If you let that stuff go, it just steps up from there

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

Pro tip- gain 29 hours of your day back by not taking your phone into@the bathroom.

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

To go fast go alone, to go far go together.

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

Is it ok to feed kids who are vegan animal crackers or goldfish?? How about chicken in a biscuit? Asking for a friend.....

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

Whether it’s a dog, cat or kid, there is no alarm better than the sound of vomit to get your ass out of bed.

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

@daphnea490 Who do I need to kill???

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

Marilyn Manson is an abusive person in relationships???? Man, didn’t see that one coming .... said NO ONE

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

Wisdom from @davidrberke at @EchelonFront : when you are on an airplane you should not be worried about how they fly, you should be worried about how they can land. #wisdom

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Hedge funds are complaining about losing billions on GameStop, which means it’s a good time to invest in whatever company makes the world’s tiniest violins.

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

@wpsirois Agree 100%

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

@echocharles I’m hoping an upcoming t shirt in the club has your face with NEVERTHELESS over it. That’s you bringing @jockowillink and @davidrberke back on task when they wander

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

Take a moment to watch the inauguration. Watching Vice President Harris sworn in is a historic event. I hope it shows my daughters, my sons and all of us that anything is possible. Visualize the world you want and then make it happen for everyone.

[Jim Allen - NMLS 1479498 @JimNmls]

@daphnea490 Too bad you are not here to help me finish this....