Jim

Husband. Father. Small business owner. Knobhead. Tweeting mainly about shit films.

[Jim @JimOnToast]

Twitter is a beautiful place when you just block and move on. 🫡

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@blissfulfiction Hoping for Leeds arena. Perfect music venue. Criminal they haven’t played it yet!

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@musebrasil_ I don’t know which agency they use for their socials, but whoever it is they’re fuckin terrible.

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@parcorama I quite liked the idea of ‘Universal Kingdom’… UK.

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@ghostysapphic Ohhh I love Richard Ayoade! Will definitely be watching now, thanks!

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Muse reveal their breakthrough hit ‘Muscle Museum’ was originally going to form part of a run of singles with only Mus-words in the title.

“We had ‘Mussolini’s Mustard’ ready to go but the record company vetoed it,” recalled Matt Bellamy

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Raccoons would be such useful pets due to their thumbs but unfortunately they also possess the devil's mischief and can't be trusted

[Jim @JimOnToast]

@H8_neutronstar How about they dress as Jimmy Saville, Jeffrey Epstein and Ian Watkins while doing a Gary Glitter cover?

[Jim @JimOnToast]

@ighaworth Idiotic statement. And yes, I have a daughter.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Always try to be helpful. Instead of saying “fuck off”, say “how can I help you fuck off”. It costs nothing to be kind.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Jim @JimOnToast]

@feralballads Also, don’t plagiarise.

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

don't use ai to write, use your childhood trauma like the rest of us

[Jim @JimOnToast]

@AJPWNerd A lot of truth to this. Audience anonymity creates a better atmosphere as it allows people to lose themselves, get invested and be vocal.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I can't go swimming because it is never more than an hour since I've last eaten.

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@skywlkr_luked @Sgtzima Odeon (UK)

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please stop. I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

[Jim @JimOnToast]

@andrewhoyer So relieved I never went with SiteGround. Heard nothing but bad things lately.

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@mimizima_ Dick AND cock?! Oh my.

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@the_smart_ape Would love to ditch Google, but after years of waiting there still isn’t a serious competitor to Workspacel for business email.

[Jim @JimOnToast]

@SuitWilliams @SkytelWrestling Also, it’s not “cold” if we’ve already seen it on socials.