Jim P. Myers

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

Top 10 reasons to see me on tour:

10) You’ll burn calories
9) vocal lessons are paying off
8) Conspiracy theories welcomed
7) Energy Crystals
6) I’ll mention Medicare only twice
5) innovation
4) Tequila
3) the merch is average
2) Tai & Chelsea r cool
1) mortgage payments

[Jim P. Myers @JimPMyers]

Can anyone enlighten me as to why we don’t load airplanes from the back to the front? Feeling like we’re settling for less than we deserve with this one

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@papyuuno Exhibit A:

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@scubasteeev Any company who has sold my contact info to spam callers please!

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@Apple can we make facetime voicemails a thing? Let me know!

[Jim P. Myers @JimPMyers]

@XmasFilmQuotes @ChristmasCount This take is as cold as the North Pole

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@barstoolsports @ATIBarstool PG- Spiderman
SG- Peter Pan
SF-Hercules
PF- Thanos
C- Jack Skellington

[Jim P. Myers @JimPMyers]

Save us, Ken Bone. We need you now more than ever...

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

One week til real bros season 3 starts back up

[PJ @Peejamas]

How beer runs 100 ft from my apartment feel

[Jim P. Myers @JimPMyers]

@KeithSantagato There shouldn’t be any hesitation here

[† Deron Mahoney @SwishMahoney34]

I'm the chef and owner of a gourmet catering company in Philadelphia . 1 RT could introduce me to my next client . Help a brotha out

[AB @sayybeast]

DELCO CHRISTMAS OUT NOW

FULL VIDEO LINK:
https://t.co/8NM5dinFQU

[Jim P. Myers @JimPMyers]

@luskin_ Quality brother 🌎🌎

[Power Home Remodeling @PowerHRG]

@netflix We always wrap it up.

[Jim P. Myers @JimPMyers]

It's probably a good thing Jeff didn't play football... He would've caused too many injuries. Peep the lost shoe