Jim Preston

Mufc

[Kevin Ashford @KevinAshford7]

The Ruben Amorim Song Has Landed 🎶

He hates Man City He’s MUFC
Ruben Amorim
The Football Genius
Thinks Peps a Penis
Ruben Amorim …………………..

[Loud Outside @LoudOutside]

Father faces backlash after video shows him disciplining child for disrespecting mom. Some say he went too far

[Big Uncle Knobhead @willo_ian]

I am creased! 😂

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is my 12346th time watching this. But it’s still funny.

[B&S @_B___S]

that's not a dog, that's a dawg

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

80s Dads’ life lessons were something else

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

On Rivaldo’s birthday, a timely reminder of The Greatest Hat-Trick Of All Time.

⚽️ Free-kick
⚽️ 25-yarder
⚽️ Scissorbastard

Filthier than a miner’s shovel.

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

⤵️😂😂Oh look its Saturday Kitchen

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

If you're a Manchester United fan then this picture should make your day.

Nothing sweeter than Van Dijk crying and Liverpool tears. 😂😂

[Reddevil1972 @Reddevil19721]

@StretfordEnd_10

[' @TheShowtimeReds]

We are back to ruining childhoods �

[steve @bagshaw2112]

I love shit like this …

Love Shit Like This

1. In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a
man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no
thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of
thumb.'

2. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was
invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only..
Ladies Forbidden'... and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language

3. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a
great king from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander the Great,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured
on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the
ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer
to sleep on. Hence the phrase........ 'goodnight,
sleep tight.'

5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000
years ago that for a month after the wedding, the
bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was
lunar based, this period was called the honey month,
which we know today as the honeymoon

6. At the start of every football season Villa fans
claim they are a massive club, and going to win a
trophy, hence the phrase 'deluded cunt'.

[2000's WWE @2000s_WWE]

3 minutes of Stone Cold Stunners to celebrate 3:16 Day! 🖕💀🖕

[Jim Preston @JimPres03101985]

@crazyclipsonly Wow 🥰