Jim Strabo

If you're reading this, I've already won.

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

I'm hearing a lot of people talking about these foreign invaders. They say "Jim, these are very bad people. We need to do something about these bad, they're very bad actors, these people." They come over to our beautiful WoW Forever. They try to change it, make it like the place they just left. They're homesick. If I were homesick, I'd go home.

They come over here, make their little suggestions. "Boo hoo, there aren't enough flight paths." "Waahh I can't teleport to dungeons." "I can't talk to people. I'm scared!" "What do you mean I can't just buy gold from CHINA?" You think Thrall's going to stop this? Him? He's too busy being PUSSY whipped by Jaina Proudmoore. Frankly it's embarrassing.

They're calling it "Retail". Can you believe this? "Retail". They say it's the gayest experience. Their own fans say this. Frankly it's extremely gay. They would never say this about my game, WoW Forever, but these Retail players... They're tremendously gay, if you can believe this.

Folks, we're Making Azeroth Great Again, and frankly we can't get these invaders out of here fast enough. Send 'em back to Retail! Send them right over to Retail and let them kiss each other or whatever they do over there. I don't care, but it's where they belong. We're going to send them all back. It's terrific, we're going to fix this country and we're going to send them all back.

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@BENZOTOOIE @slurcat @MiddleearthMixr Absolute patriot. You have to respect the dedication

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@LuckyStabbinHat You would think!

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

My condolences if your woman was born after 1993.

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

@slurcat @MiddleearthMixr @BENZOTOOIE explain yourself

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@slurcat @MiddleearthMixr I hope this season really pleases both of the fans.

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I found patient zero of the gay brown person disease that nearly killed Warcraft. Thank you for illustrating for us how far this franchise has fallen. You captured it perfectly.

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@OhWho_OhLu If there's one thing I know about black women, it's how often they hold their composure and take the high road.

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@Elofiest Based

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@asip888 Pick a struggle, dude

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@emperorthesteve 🤜🤛

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@BSO Imagine not being able to take a very basic joke

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@thecomfortzoone @j3lqingt0n With those nipples?

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

Just got some fresh ink done for my next Costco run. You guys need anything?

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will rip open your beautiful $220,000 A++ rated sealed Ocarina of Time box to get to the worthless cartridge inside.

[𝙎𝙊𝙇𝙄𝘿 𝙈𝙀𝘾 @SolidMec]

L'un des vestiges retrouvés après les manifs du #17octobre...

#Zelda #TheLegendOfZelda #ZeldaOOT

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

@RMND2112 @SolidMec Hahahaha this is amazing

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@j3lqingt0n There's a very wholesome aspect to this guy. He's pure in a way you don't see with most people with tattoos.

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@MBG20003 @Son_of_Mars_III Message me in a decade or so when you have a bit more experience. We'll have a good laugh over this.

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@MBG20003 @Son_of_Mars_III Don't you?