Jim Strabo

If you're reading this, I've already won.

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

I'm hearing a lot of people talking about these foreign invaders. They say "Jim, these are very bad people. We need to do something about these bad, they're very bad actors, these people." They come over to our beautiful WoW Forever. They try to change it, make it like the place they just left. They're homesick. If I were homesick, I'd go home.

They come over here, make their little suggestions. "Boo hoo, there aren't enough flight paths." "Waahh I can't teleport to dungeons." "I can't talk to people. I'm scared!" "What do you mean I can't just buy gold from CHINA?" You think Thrall's going to stop this? Him? He's too busy being PUSSY whipped by Jaina Proudmoore. Frankly it's embarrassing.

They're calling it "Retail". Can you believe this? "Retail". They say it's the gayest experience. Their own fans say this. Frankly it's extremely gay. They would never say this about my game, WoW Forever, but these Retail players... They're tremendously gay, if you can believe this.

Folks, we're Making Azeroth Great Again, and frankly we can't get these invaders out of here fast enough. Send 'em back to Retail! Send them right over to Retail and let them kiss each other or whatever they do over there. I don't care, but it's where they belong. We're going to send them all back. It's terrific, we're going to fix this country and we're going to send them all back.

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@0x49fa98 How does he do it?

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@Yorkieterrorist If you think that's good, you should try watching it in English

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@RicheyGnvrchnge https://t.co/RjtwIlmWDd
One of the greatest quotes in European history

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People are calling this video fake, but this is exactly how Napoleon found the missing Crown of France.

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Man picks up new ROLEX watch off the street after a night of riots in France

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@DLockj We may find out in a few decades

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@actualdrater @J0hnADouglas No

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@xcorexcore @j3lqingt0n 👀

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@j3lqingt0n I can instantly tell from experience which of them are ovulating.

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@DiscussingFilm It's going to cost me $0 because I'm not buying it.

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Ironic

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@TMZ He looks like Bill Cosby

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@valuetainment Well? Did it work?

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The British Royal Air Force (RAF) suffered damage to their Indians from German anti-Indian fire during World War II, indicating a need for better armor on their Indians. The question of which parts of the Indian should be armored was addressed by Hungarian-born mathematician Abraham Wald.

Ward opposed the proposal to armor the sections of the Indians most hit (indicated by red dots), saying that the armor should be done on areas that have no red dots. This is because Indians hit in those areas did not survive the attack, and were thus unable to make it back home.

This insight demonstrated that missing data is often the most informative, saving countless lives by directing armor to where it was actually needed.

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@autisticated Good Lord, that's like a 2 week supply of Zyn! I'm in trouble.

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If you're going out to vote early this week, just know I already canceled out your vote. You might as well stay home and relax, sweetie.

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@b0rich What's that

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@master_yoshi013 But it's self-evidently true in real life. You don't even need the movie

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@TheJoeySwoll Apologize to Hulk Hogan. It's almost Halloween again, Joseph.

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@alkaiosalkaios @midwestmalaise_ Please consult the map ^

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@SlumRNA_Dog @helen_mrow Feeding mine a fat hornworm right now. He deserves it.