J Tester

Doting dad and Historic car racer who eats, sleeps and breathes motorsport. Family comes first. staunch disliker of people.

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@BarclaysUKHelp Absolutely useless, faceless corporation with no interest in their customers… 2nd time now…. No payment for the inconvenience either.

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@midlandmedicals Hi, Have been trying to get a response via phone and email for 3 days…. How do we converse?

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@clairetester @CroftyF1 Get a grip man…. It’s like watching a Ferrari strategy meeting, nobody knows what’s going on, nobody understands what’s happening, lots of noise happens, arms are thrown in the air and then the people you want to win don’t. “What a mistake-a- to-maka ”

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@Coachbuilt_w That is a teeny problem when you’ve a thirst on! Will order some though!

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@Coachbuilt_w where can I get some?

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I live my life a quarter mile at a time….

[Alamo Drafthouse NYC @AlamoNYC]

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked

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@Coachbuilt_w whereabouts can I buy this please?

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@Nigella_Lawson Do you have a recipe for chicken liver pate please? 🤷‍♂️

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@AdamJSmithy Probably saw a wasp…. Everyone hates wasps

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@chrishoy @chase_uk @birminghamcg22 @chrishoy I’ve just watched you covering the tandem velodrome cycling, my question is, do you dye your hair or beard?

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@JeremyClarkson Why would you have neighbours?

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@TomCruise ok, Top gun Maverick…absolutely awesome. Now when can we expect Days of Thunder 2? What’s Cole been doing for the last 30 years?

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@Tesco #YoursForTheMaking

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@RachelRileyRR Is it MSG….. I bet it is….. it’s MSG isn’t it.

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@BurgerKingUK I want whoppers

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@MercedesAMGF1 @LewisHamilton @MercedesAMG @amgmotorsport Knockhill

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@Dominos_UK Gotta be the festive one, a meatylicious and an original cheese and tomato #Yumstertumster #BlackFridayWithDominos

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@bluebirdk7 The whole situation is sad, I was lucky enough to have seen her run on Bute 3 years ago whilst on holiday, something I’ll never forget. But the constant bickering over who’s toy it is means no one can enjoy her. Might as well be back at the bottom of the lake.

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@BethRigby WTAF is wrong with you? How can he answer a question to which there is no answer. He needs a crystal ball to know what’s going to happen in the future.

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@jennaalansari @HeathrowAirport Yes.... but we are excellent at “cut and paste” which apparently are our stringent safety measures