Jim Tom

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

.@nflcommish fuck you

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

I’m so fucking back you’d be shocked how back I really am

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

Nothin’ like throatin’ some glizzys on the 4th

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

I am so fucking back

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

Bubble Boy is an all time classic movie

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

Fuck you @oncor

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

If you’re still making hot chocolate with water you’re an asshole

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Oklahoma-Texas is a terrible exhibition of terrible football between two bad teams and I love it so much.

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

We deserved this.

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

@RealestAdan Why is your head so damn big?

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

@AshleyLRussell I can always count on family to hype me up

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Jerry Jones walking into the locker room after the game to talk to Jason Garrett

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!

[TxDOT @TxDOT]

On the field we’re rivals, but Texas and Oklahoma literally build bridges together. Our states work side-by-side to work on bridges like SH 78 in Fannin County, TX over the Red River. A harmonious agreement... so Sooners can drive more efficiently to TX once a year to lose.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

BREAKING: Ezekiel Elliott has been spotted at Whataburger.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

OJ Simpson is now on Twitter.
Live reaction.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

@frozencemetery the options are donate or shut the fuck up robbie

[Jim Tom @JimTom45]

Fuck Nesquik though. Fake ass chocolate milk