Jim

Tall. Dark. Hands? Some! (Two.)

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@MoString

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@rodger @RedditCFB You’re telling me that they don’t belong in the Atlantic Coast Conference? They are on a coast!

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@nosilverv You’re autistic, right?

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@keithdunn Ooh, how much are those bad boys?

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

This succinctly captures the gravity of the current indictment.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

“i need you to go delete the security footage asap” - guy who is probably innocent and didnt do anything wrong

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@byJenAMiller Looks like mashed potatoes.

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@depthsofwiki Oh, the Child Roaster.

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@sabrinablittle @byJenAMiller Poor thing is doomed. Nature abhors a vacuum.

[Alex Sayf Cummings 🌹 @akbarjenkins]

These elderly people are sitting in their houses all day listening to insane propaganda that says we’re living in a dystopian hellscape where everyone is trying to kill them and MS-13 is about to back into their driveway or ring their doorbell https://t.co/CKD8gRPlUi

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@kimstew81g @FlossAus @RdotSpoon Elphaba literally has a line about how Glinda is blonde.

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@JosephPolitano @DeanBaker13 That story took me ten minutes to recite with medium-light editing in acting class in high school.

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@Danielleri Inform for text adventures

[Dan Slott @DanSlott]

Remember all of the times Barack Obama came on TV, sent you links to sites, or had other Democrats plead and beg with you to send money to pay for his numerous legal fees? It was weird right? Like how he'd ask you to buy NFT trading cards, gold coins, and T-shirts of his mugshot?

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

You don’t see writing like this from any other author. Prescient, for today’s AI discussions. My favorite writer working today. #ChildrenOfMemory ⁦@aptshadow⁩

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@dengaterade Shouldn’t have let me and Mark walk.

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@jfruh My doctor knows 70% of the bones in my body: This is a passable amount of bones to know.

[Jim @JimWantsCoffee]

@jfruh Baby carrots.

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

I am speechless. Reporters in Orlando, FL are shot while covering a shooting. One has died. Also happening in Florida today, the ongoing effort to pass permitless carry and ensuring that this will happen again.