@AntiWokeMemes Oops! She accidently forgot to use a condom, and slipped the wrong penis into her vagina! Didn't recognize it in the dark! Happens all the time...
File for dvorce, and sue him for child support.
@ojessie__ Food workers need to organize, unionize, and demand a living wage.
Tips are a complimentary and optional award for outstanding quality of service, and were never designed to provide a large part of a workers wage.