Helena Handbasket

(she/her, they/them) I'm not like the other Betazoids. Pediatric Occupational Therapist.

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Know what I really fw? A pad of paper that's like 6 inches by 4 inches. Love those guys

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It's a great day to belt the entirety of OK Computer in your car

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Kid A at the gym got me sweating more than expected

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@zofdj He's pretty much enlightened tbh look how sereeeeeene

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"Sometimes the most troublesome peel holds the tastiest orange." -Jake Hughes

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Something about eating potato chips straight out of my pants pocket feels so good

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When someone brings treats to work but it's just these shitty pretty patties 😠

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Goodbye, pomegranate season, I hardly knew ye

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Gonna miss the sense of camaraderie I had with other drivers in one-headlight cars now that I finally got my burnt out headlight replaced

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Just got to work and realized I forgot my special cup at home 😬 bout to be so dehydrated all day without that visual cue to drink water

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Why does nobody ever mention the true Snack King of the ingredients household: oatmeal made with peanut butter, choco chips, banana, molasses, cinnamon, brown sugar, sprinkles and every other sweet ingredient you can find

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Do they make glass mouth guards 🤣

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Realizing how much microplastic I'm probably ingesting from wearing a mouth guard all night and slowly grinding holes and cracks into it

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They should make a gym for people who like lifting weights and also go hard on the dance breaks in between sets cus I feel like a weirdo but I can't help it

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Recently realized that I play soccer at a first grade level. I don't take it easy on the first graders I work with in my therapy practice and I lose probably 60% of the time. To first graders with disabilities.

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FINALLY had a gørl's night where we showed each other our nudes. I found my people

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When you know your supervisor used chat gpt for your performance review cus it says "highlighting their strong teamwork abilities..."

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I love smoking the bong because it perfectly balances all 4 elements: fire, water, earth, air.

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