Useless super power ideas number I don't remember:
The ability to make trumpets disappear but only while they're being played.
Hilarious, yes.
But useless
I legitimately can not remember how the Sesame Street theme song goes because I keep singing that damn "Sinsemillia Street" version that I heard in 2001. The internet is wild.
The sun rises on the 1st day of April in the year of our lord 2022.
Birds are singing this beautiful spring day.
Bill Clinton appears on all smart phones:
"Ha! April fools ya dummies! I'm still President and nothing's been real since 1997!"
*Saxophone plays in the distance*