Jimboisdead

Raised on cheese and beer. Don't call me Jim.

[Jimboisdead @Jimboisdead1]

Mow money mow problems.
- A growing Landscape company

[Dana @danajokes]

really hard to get home at 2 a.m. after a night of comedy and be like, "okay! time to floss"

[Apoc @JJ_apoc]

Waking up in the morning sure is easy!

-Liar-

[Jimboisdead @Jimboisdead1]

Disappointed with #WillSmith that he didn't take the high road at #Oscars2022. After the #slap, he should have said "Welcome to Earth".

[Mike Hover @Hoverdrive]

Heart shaped pizza? Give that special someone a calzone. It already looks like a real heart. DM me for more romance tips

[Jimboisdead @Jimboisdead1]

The IRS hold music sounded like an instrumental version of #PinkFloyd "Us and Them". That's nice and all, but clearly should have been "Money"

[Jimboisdead @Jimboisdead1]

It's interesting how Beer O'clock comes before Lunch O'clock.

[Jimboisdead @Jimboisdead1]

@JJ_apoc I'd never do that to you @JJ_apoc. I hope you get SUPER old.

[Apoc @JJ_apoc]

If someone tells you never to get old, make no mistake, they're making a threat, and violence is the only real answer.

[Jimboisdead @Jimboisdead1]

Spilled beer all over the inside of my mask. I'm not mad about it.

[Jimboisdead @Jimboisdead1]

Definitely the best nights sleep I've had all year. #2022NewYear

[Mike Hover @Hoverdrive]

Trying to walk in Chicago today

[Jon Torres @jontorrestweets]

People that complain about “personal liberty” have a hard time spelling 3 and 4 syllable words

[Jimboisdead @Jimboisdead1]

The Cardigans did not sing The Sweater Song. This has been your music and fashion update.

[Apoc @JJ_apoc]

Imagine getting paid to walk mischievously.

[Mike Hover @Hoverdrive]

I want to be invited to a sports radio talk show and just chat about Hanna-Barbera’s Wacky Races. DM me

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘It’s Just A Costume, It’s Just A Costume,’ Man Nervously Assures Himself As Giant Hot Dog Starts Walking Toward Him https://t.co/99t7sBO4b1

[Johnny Beehner @johnnycomic]

#milwaukee You gotta get tix to this show! @marymackcomedy and @timharmston are two of my favo comics!

[Jimboisdead @Jimboisdead1]

You can tell how much drugs influenced the 60's and 70's by going through the old Betty Crocker recipe cards in my kitchen.