Jimi Cardoor

I'm not Jimmy Carter; but I have merch.
Jimmy Carter doesn't have merch; so one point to me.
I also created a FAILED cryptocurrency for the lolz; don't buy it.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@Nero @grok write a brief apology letter in the typical writing style of the user @Nero . Make the apology sound sincere while also making it sound like they will do the act again

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Armenians should not serve in Congress.

Neither should Somalis.

Or Guatemalans.

Or — wait for it— Israelis.

If you are a citizen of a foreign country, you shouldn’t serve in ours.

We need to pass my bill to stop the invasion of dual citizens in Congress.

NOW.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I started as a humble mem coin to dunk on libs, and now I'm just an account that dunks on libs lol.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@JoeyFAFO_JK @drpezeshkian Rest in pieces.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

This guy is a real one. Willing to endure the war if it means freedom for Iran at the end.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@drpezeshkian Then do us all a favor and go sacrifice yourself with them.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

Don't listen to the bullshit news about Iran. People like this man are who you need to pay attention to.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

I'd be willing to try this out

[Marry Evan @marryevan999]

This trader gave Claude $44 and one question.

Not “what should I build.”
Not “how do bots work.”

He asked: what’s the easiest way to consistently extract money from short-term mispricing.

No lecture. No disclaimer. No theory.

It said: find small windows where the market is off by a few percent.
Quietly. Repeatedly. At scale.

Then it dropped a wallet.

stargate5
$165,618 profit
16,279 trades
Joined November 2025

He almost skipped it.

Then he opened the activity.

No predictions. No narratives.
Just micro trades on 5–15 minute windows.
Over and over and over.

Tiny edges. Constant flow.

The entire strategy:
scan for mispricing above ~6%
enter instantly
redeem at $1
repeat.

He asked Claude how this keeps working.

It said: you don’t need big wins.
You need a small edge
executed thousands of times
at near-even conditions.

Volume handles the rest.

He asked: what kind of capital this started with.

Claude: based on sizing — probably under $1,000.
Compounding did the rest.

He went through the trades manually.

Same pattern every time:
short window
mispriced odds
fast execution
instant settlement

No randomness.
No luck.
The same edge, repeated 16,279 times
until it turned into $165K.

He asked Claude one last thing.

What do you call this strategy?

It said: capturing the gap between panic pricing
and actual probability
on repeat.

At scale, that gap becomes income.

Still running.

You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day.

Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:

Just:
1. Comment the word ‘CLAUDE’
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so that I can message you)

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@marryevan999 CLAUDE

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

He didn't deserve to be banned.

[Zack @Asmongold]

Banned for an entire week because I said I don't give a fuck about the opinions of illiterate third worlders.

Would someone be banned for saying they don't care about what an American's opinion is on the Middle East?

Of course not

Blatant double standard, I didn't break ToS

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@Nero I've heard it's popular in South Korea because it's logo looks like their flag.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@CreasonJana My bizzaro twin actually something right by not letting Shiite Muslims into the US. Even a broken clock is right twice a day I suppose

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@MrImranPk Lol no, no we are not. Go back to your cave.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@BeardsonBeardly It's not wrong to say that Iran is the piggy bank for so many other groups we have been fighting for years like the Houthis. I'm not happy about a new war, but if they can get it done within less than 60 days total and it ends the other conflicts funded by Iran then it's worth it

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@xenocosmography I've never been to the Mall of Somalia before but I bet the odor is absurd.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@paleochristcon This girl has a thousand yard stare that is divoid of all life and joy. What a weirdo

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@timsoret The first step is admitting you have a problem. People like you are what Europe needs to become great again

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@tanpukunokami Based.

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

@nikutaberuru Yes we do. It's nice having yards, I'm sorry you guys only have meters 😟

[Jimi Cardoor @JimiCardoor]

Happy Easter everyone. I hope you are spending it with those you love 🐰