The Jiminator

Incredible human being.

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Please #FireSkipBayless

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No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.

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@chadholder I prefer cacti

I chose it arbitrarily much like linking penalties to the notion of too many bowls. It doesn't have to make sense in a post-ElonMusk Twitter universe.

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Super 💥 HOT 🔥 TAKE! 💥 and then leaving the conversation was also a 💥 HOT 🔥 TAKE! 💥

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@kevincollier @UConnFootball @NDFootball @ClemsonFB @GamecockFB THIS RIGHT HERE IS A SMOKING 💥 HOT 🔥 TAKE! 💥

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@chadholder I don't even know what you're trying to say. I score this as a 🦀SMARMY🌵 TAKE🦀

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@HerdNation @CoastalFootball @SunBelt No emojis. Not a true 💥 HOT 🔥 TAKE! 💥

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@akihalonen 🎯ROOM 🍦TEMPERATURE 🍦TAKE🎯

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@thebenwhitehead MEDIUM TEMP 🎠 TAKE

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@j________r COLD ❄️ TAKE

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@JustinRipley Boyyyyy spit that 💥 HOT 🔥 TAKE! 💥

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@mzicafoose This right here is one 💥 HOT 🔥 TAKE! 💥

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@_abbycadabbyy Now THAT is a 💥 HOT 🔥 TAKE! 💥

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@JDejuan2 💥 HOT 🔥 TAKE! 💥

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@thebenwhitehead 💥 HOT 🔥 TAKE! 💥

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Coastal Carolina Charcuteries #MyrtleBeachBowl @ConanOBrien @BarackObama @kcollierwrites #jimmyontwitter #FireSkipBayless

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This is so comical that I am honestly expecting the prosecutor in Rittenhouse to start objecting to his own questions.

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@kcollierwrites Reading about the first teams that left CUSA there was A LOT of "What about/ Why not Marshall?" Leaves me realizing Marshall has a pretty nice national brand beyond the movie and Randy Moss highlights.

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@kcollierwrites Sun belt doesn't have men's soccer.

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@PittFanAlli Birds aren't real.

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Nice hit from last weekend’s break. Nother day nother Herbert silver RR. We’re like truffle pigs but for Herbert rookies. All we do is find’em. https://t.co/xRDKRPIhs3