Jim

Aggie. Cowboys fan. News Junkie. Retweet ≠ Endorsement.

[Mason @KUnDFWEnjoyer]

boyfriEND.

girlfriEND.

best friEND.

they all END.

you know what doesn’t end?

Jerry Jones.

RT if you cried

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

This is what Bianca Censori is doing

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

Jerry Jones geriatric ass would never....

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

Colorado high schools are ALL IN, and the Broncos have them ALL COVERED.

Led by Owner & Foundation Chair Carrie Walton Penner and Owner & CEO Greg Penner, we’re excited to launch an initiative distributing 15,000+ new Riddell Axiom helmets free to every HS program in Colorado.

[sarah ☻ @pancakes4brina]

sports are better when you have hate in your heart

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

They should be allowed to choose, 5 step from under center, 3 step from shot gun, or fake the read option and quick pass to the outside alternate target that's worth more points. They can pick their center and running backs.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

If I were in charge, as I should be, I would make each Dr. Pepper contestant complete a 5-step drop before each ONE-ARMED throw.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck tu

[string @propjoesays]

morning everyone

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

@BaldyNFL @MelendezFresh I would watch!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Bunny. Retweet or you’ll have bad gambling luck all season

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

@LorilynWilson $800. More if you want estimated payments too.

[Lucia Pacioli @LuciaPacioli]

Nothing like the Accountant Urge to wish your job were just reviewing tax calcs/returns. No client communication, no training, no proposals, no meetings, no talking to people.

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

https://t.co/3P3Ic1X9dc

Me versus girlfriend walking past all black tailgate

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Two different types of people 😂

@PatMcAfeeShow

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

@MikeSyl36625988 But these clients don't complain about our high fees. Also, they are a recession proof client base that are often times clients for generations. So maybe I shouldn't complain too much, but a 2nd busy season is not completely avoidable with clients like this.

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

Parades for 4th? This country really has gotten soft.

[Boerne Star Sports @BoerneStarSport]

The Boerne Little League team receives a hero’s welcome Monday afternoon after returning from the Little League World Series where they finished as the fourth best team in the world.

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

Thanks and Gig'em 👍

[Rusty Surette @RustySuretteTV]

🔴TEXAS TRIBUNE REPORT: Getting gender transitioning assistance is no longer possible after Texas A&M suspended those services on Aug. 1.

🏳️‍🌈The students see the move as part of a political environment that has become increasingly hostile against LGBTQ+ people in Texas.

📡 Read the full report below 👇🏼

[Jim @JimishortforJM]

@MikeSyl36625988 As much as I hate more regulation, I think there should be a license to operate a QB file. Too many entrepreneurs doing it themselves or having a secretary do their bookkeeping creating too many issues for us to constantly fix.

[Cole’s Cowboys @ColesCowboys]

I wish it was Jerry jones stepping down

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app