Jimmy Franklin

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

my sister just named her baby Theo which i can only assume is short for Theohiostateuniversity

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

I’m kind of bummed someone named all the roads already

we would have had fun with that

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

is restless leg syndrome cardio

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

I used to think all this time on Twitter would have a negative impact on my life

but now part of my job is providing feedback on my brand team’s tweets before they go out

Forget the degree
This was my training all along

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

Last night a club promoter pulled us from the Joe’s Pizza line, bought our pizza, and was bragging about how his club was dead but is ~different~ because they don’t require vax cards

Sir

How could you be so off about our stance on covid but so spot on about our stance on pizza

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

Do not walk
and look at your phone

or you WILL accidentally kick a rat several feet across the sidewalk and it MAY feel justified but it WILL haunt you and you MAY never feel beautiful again

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

my first week living in New York someone said they went to Wesleyan and I said oh yeah I’ve heard of it, like Ohio or Indiana? and they were like no

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

Don’t forget to do all your back to school shopping on big milk

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

Inviting me to grab drinks when it’s sweaty weather isn’t called happy hour it’s called being a bad friend

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

You ever buy croutons to make a salad because you want that good crunch

but then forget to buy lettuce or dressing…or salad

so now it’s Thursday night and you’re unsupervised eating handfuls of croutons from the bag

me neither haha I’m actually at a party or reading a book

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

Any time i meet up with friends from out of town now I just spend the whole time trying to process:

1) We’re in the same room
2) Woah that’s so cool
3) This is not a normal occurrence

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

It has come to my attention that Kesha may not have been writing her music for me, a child, in 2009

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

“I moved to New York City” is the adult version of “study abroad changed my life”

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

At this point I would give anything to tap thru 10 minutes of a concert on your snap story you’ve earned it

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

You support small businesses?

Ok

Log onto facebook marketplace and buy my “Used - Good” ikea furniture then

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

Just got a “u up” text from my local CVS as if I didn’t drop everything for the vaccine last week

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

Spring Break??? Nah we taking Summer Vaxcations

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

You are not a young adult chef until you have accumulated a chaotic collection of herbs and spices covering the 4 categories of sweet, salty, spicy, and green

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

I hate pretending I have a unique, elite taste in music only to find out every song I’ve ever listened to is in some spotify created playlist called mood vibes indie grunch

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

My adult brain: the fifth third bank logo is five slash three and cannot hurt you

My childhood perceptions persisting: the fifth third bank logo is a surprised face raising one eyebrow and looking to the side in fear...what has it seen

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

I live alone so that buffalo chicken dip last night was meal prep