JimminusIII

Content Creator for 11 Years. Nerd for Video Game, Horror, and Sports. SDW 💍

[OpTic Pamaj @Pamaj]

Cancel it

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

me omw to work at 8:30am hoping to get there by 8am:

[Dave @tufdave]

Look what my dad texted in the family group after he walked my sister down the aisle to marry her 5th husband

[EduIo @8EduIo]

playing qp with friends and hearing their sighs whenever they watch my mvp cutscene for the billionth time

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

jokic after giving up a 7-0 run

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

“He doesn’t look autistic”

My apologies, son perform autism for the lady please.

[JonReflex @JonReflex]

You wouldn’t Bang a Stripper without a condom, so why are you Banging the Hardpoint without nades and stuns

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

“I’m too scared to talk to that girl, she’s not my class”

Your ancestors on a random Friday:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When people think you're just ignoring them but life got you like this

[rave* @rareblurs]

me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

[Slade @BellicIV]

crazy how mfs see this and still choose fifa

[Guin @yoitsguin]

Luka got traded for a box of lucky charms and Shedeur made the pro bowl imma go ask my boss for six figures since things are just happening for no reason

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Strip clubs and child support

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

People cheat because they're cheaters... Not because you can't cook, or you didn't give enough sex, or you got into an argument... There's nothing someone can do differently to not get cheated on except find someone who isn't interested in cheating

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

Cheating = End of relationship. No further discussions.

[Mak @mak_aura]

relationships are actually fun when you’re not dating a lying whore