Bronson Mallooey

Proud father of 1 and 1/2 and proud grandfather of 14. The ladies say I’m “hung like a horse” whatever that means😉MAGA🇺🇸💵🦅

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

At my girlfriend’s family vacation and her gay uncle just got on a pool float with me and asked to talk about life. How should I go about it? #fag

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Just door dashed a triple dipper. I feel disgusting.

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

#HotTakeTuesday The Eagles “One of these nights” guitar solo is better than “Hotel California” solo. #DonFelder

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Peep the jaw swing. Y’all thing James Brown was racked?

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Yall take a look at Jeff Healey. Incredible.

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

@TittyT5003 Hole 3 can contend with any par three in america.

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

@SoftRWhite Wow reed. Talk about a blow up

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Y’all ever watch a movie drunk and want to know everything about it? I’m watching “Heavyweights” (1995) and I’ve been looking up everything about every actor in the movie, especially Ben Stiller. Talk about versatility as an actor and a director! #ben

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@Shaqberoland Right there with ya mr.beroland

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Anyone know how to quietly poop at work?

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

FedEx just dropped off a delivery at work and I swear the driver was Stefon Diggs. We are DEEP in the offseason #lank

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Has anyone ever actually posted on YikYak?

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

@Shaqberoland Peach guys?

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

@Shaqberoland Up until someone calls to get you up and moving around

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Another good one is using military time on your phone, but ur not in the military🤦‍♂️

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Can’t name anything more performative than wearing your “I voted” sticker around for the rest of the day, and even worse posting that you voted on social media.

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

So bored at work. Considering cranking hog in the bathroom.

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything, contributing to nothing, entitled to everything. Who am I?

[Bronson Mallooey @Jimmy49122243]

Who remembers these?

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@Shaqberoland “Incredibler”