Dr. Ninja Pirate, MD

comedy runt, co-host on Blunts Upon A Time. follow us at @fairytalesmoker

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get one new twitter follower*

check total followers;
- two fewer than yesterday

*repeat daily, eventually disappear

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@tedcruz Why do you bong farts? #TedCruzisaFARTBONGER

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A Flintstones remake with @Sethrogen as Fred and one of the jokes is "I'm STONED"

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@CatchUpFeed Some hot dogger helper and salt

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@GamePassDad I think you're relevant and funny

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So I sent a bunch of doodles, squiggles, and plus signs to the San Francisco Chronicle, and said “You’s guys figure it out!” - RFK Jr

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The crazy thing about Weekend at Bernie's 2 is they got the same dead guy from the first one. I'm surprised he wasn't busy.

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@Acyn https://t.co/0XHAkKWRc9

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A good guy with a gun could've stopped that

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@cyberfrontier https://t.co/0XHAkKWRc9

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A good guy with a gun could've stopped that

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A good guy with a gun could've stopped that

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@bubbyskid @levarburton The theme song said you could be anything. And you chose to show your ass on twitter.

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Yeah, but who is the hawk tua girl voting for?

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Weird celebrating the #4thofJuly right after we become a #monarchy

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@Jim_Jordan That's rich coming from you, Gym.

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@WOODTV

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@WOODTV

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@DailyFuckTed #TedCruzisaFARTBONGER