Jimmy Bones

Rambler, day-drinker, anyone got a butt? No? Well thanks for nothing ya stinkin chach.

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

#UnifyThis #shillary

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[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Do you think the urinal cookie business has been heavily outsourced to Red China? #ThingsToPonderAtNight

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

We couldn't start the "you're a rapist" one more time for #KobeBryant... GO CELTICS @Lakers #NBA

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Yeah #HillaryClinton you voted for the #PatriotAct cuz you like looking through all those junk pics I took #IheartGILFS #DemocraticDebate

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Frank Luntz is like Nate Silver for people who bang their cousin #GOBDebate #CourseIveBeenDrinkin

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

@AnnCoulter your plastic surgery job looks so good, I'll give you a 20! that means Id only need to crush 20 beers to tap that @seanhannity

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Arthur S wears a toupee #MarketBasket

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Arthur S doesn't watch his hands after he pees. #MarketBasket

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Good thing I blacked out after the kid said 'play ball.' #RedSox

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Fuck sea lions. #CourseIveBeenDrinkin

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

@OutnumberedFNC Yeah I'm sure you ladies on the panel love to have hotdogs shot at your face #tcot

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Just awoke from a 2 decade plus stupor & was like WTF #Iraq? I thought George Herbert Walker already liberated Kuwait! We invaded it again?!

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

I play real sports - not trying to sit on a horse and hit its ass.

[CIA @CIA]

We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

NOTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF WALKS #RedSox #CourseIveBeenDrinkin #StartedEarly #PourOneOut

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Well I'd be a bible-toting, meth addict if I lived in the middle of Nebraska, two weeks from anything... O wait the ladder is already true

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Alright ya stinkin chaches I guess I'm gonna answer some questions tonight on the @GraniteLounge tweet your q's to #AskJimmyBones

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

Still drunk. My 1.75s keep inexplibably disappearin. WTF is going on? Maybe its that #NSA thats eyein me dood ben drinkin em #CourseIveBeen🍸

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

At least I'm getting a hard on during this crappy game because of the camera shots of the #patriots cheerleaders #CourseIveBeenDrinkin

[Jimmy Bones @JimmyBonesSays]

SALTY pull your finger outta your ass. You couldn't throw out Ortiz after eating Pedroia #RedSox #CourseIveBeenDrinkin