jBKoL

I am not Jimmy Buffett, and I don't want to get sued. I'm just a sarcastic dude who likes to make fun of everything.

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Make his finest asset yours

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Make his finest asset yours

Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

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@keplyq A misspelling thwarted the plan.

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@jimmybuffett is such an inspiration for me, obviously. What a fantastic energy to put into the world. Thank you for letting me be a fan of something that doesn’t exist in the world outside of you and your art.

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Gurubashi
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#WarcraftStory
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Moon Guard
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#WarcraftStory
@Warcraft

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@StaceyFarber Dude is trying to be the psychedelic Willy Wonka.

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Portlandia is my favorite improv class to watch on Netflix. Absolute hilarity.

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There are a shocking number of blue checkmarks in my mentions because no one can spell properly.

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Here’s hoping. That buys a lot of potions!

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応募は1月23日まで⏰
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#cowboysnation

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#cowboysnation

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“I’m about to do something really dumb.”
“Are you sure?”

“I’m not mistaken, I’m mistakin’”

I’ll be here all week, folks.

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@LadyLayla83 The house is too new for a Casper situation, unfortunately, but if it happens to be an angry ghost, there are worse things it could choose with which to assault me.

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I heard something fall in my new house and couldn’t find it anywhere. I even looked in the attic. I was convinced I was either going to be robbed or very haunted for about an hour searching. It was a shampoo bottle.

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Guys what if you broke wind loudly and didn’t want to admit it, and one by one everyone in the room said “I am fartacus”

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Daaaaang

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Dracarys.

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Catch the final episodes of #GoT on @HBO NOW. Pre-order Season 8 on Xbox. #GamerThrones #Sweepstakes

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@janetnovack @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama I’m actually a xennial but @jimmybuffett is...

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Sometimes I wonder if whoever runs @jimmybuffett knows about me and wonders why all those tweets get sent to the wrong person. I keep telling everyone, I’m not Jimmy Buffett...I’m misspelled and not famous or rich.

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Let's go B-Mets!...I mean Rumble Ponies! #bingithome @easternleague