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Tony Rice enthusiast

he/they

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This was a joke about taking shelter from the tornado in your apartment's laundry room

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Now is a great time to introduce yourself to your neighbors and organize a rent strike

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Now is a great time to introduce yourself to your neighbors and organize a rent strike

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@its_adamneely My life is now organized by before I heard Patrick sing Big Iron and after I heard Patrick sing Big Iron

https://t.co/3su5fmEGRY

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@herpesma Wait was this a ch*p*n person??

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Using Pinterest makes me want to smear lipstick on my face in public like Marina Abramovic

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Some of you gays are walking extremely slow!!!!!

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@herpesma My hometown (sort of) is called Normal for the same reason

[employable brendan @JimmyCrumbs]

Idk where I learned this but the reason people loved Johnny Appleseed so much is because all those apples could be turned into cider, and distilled liquor is fucking expensive when it arrives by covered wagon

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you know whats weird. they really spent like 5 years of our childhoods really fucking gassing up Johnny Appleseed. would not shut the fuck up about him. like he was some legendary american colossus or something then after 4th grade he evaporated like yezhov from that stalin photo

[employable brendan @JimmyCrumbs]

@herpesma I think about this maybe once a month

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@milfluvr01 Yooooo I just saw this with live organ at the new 400!

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@milfluvr01 Not you lmao you look cute

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The Uber I'm in is a Tesla, the best way I can describe the interior is a car made for iPad kids

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@himbohunterr me to you

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They should invent some new genitals

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I forget that most people aren't into Irish culture in a leftist way :(

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Reminiscing about my ex that unironically held this opinion lmao

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Michael Cera is a lesbian and Scott Pilgrim is a wlw movie

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Elliot Smith and Slaughter Beach Dog on the speakers at Charmer's. Someone back there is NOT okay