Jimmy Rhodes

[Jimmy Rhodes @JimmyDRhodes]

@normmacdonald your show is amazing. Love the Billy Joe Shaver episode.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

Congrats to the Winklevoss twins on the Facebook IPO...oh, wait...

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

Also, fat people don't like it when you guess their resolutions.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

The 2012 Mayan prophecy is the first time White people have listened to Mexicans about anything.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

Right now, billions of ladies are getting dolled up just so they can not have sex with me tonight. :(

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

Fatherhood looks awesome, except for the fact that you're in a bad mood for 25 years.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

Yao Ming has retired from the NBA after 9 years. Fuckin' guy never learned one word of English.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

St. Paddy's: The day Irish people celebrate their heritage by acting like Puerto Ricans.