Jimmy Turpin

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

“I invite them round and they don’t even let me tell them my side of the story!”

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

"For the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank (Swansea) felt free"

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

34 years ago today a Swansea fan scored at Anfield in the midst of an 8-0 tonking in the FA Cup.

So much to love here: the shoes, the jeans, the wistful, melodic slow-mo.

And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally cleans him out.

A masterpiece.

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

@peterjmcgann @DHolton2 A classic

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

@talktoBOI App not working. Just blank white screen at login. Deleted, redownloaded and turned phone off/on. Same issue.

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"...big demons sticking red hot pokers up your arse for all eternity? I don't think so. The whole religion thing, I just don't buy it."

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Football’s relationship with gambling is totally ridiculous. Bet here. Bet there. Bet everywhere. Put me in betting clothes, cover my sleeves in bets, put betting signs on every hoarding, on my first and second and third screen. But don’t bet whatever you do.

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

@NUFC @weafer_philip

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🐐

[Pandaeyes @Pandaeyes1111]

I'm gonna thump ya

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

@NUFCMurph @DavieSkelton

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

@FootballCliches @DHolton2

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"Sack me? Sack me? I made the BBC!"

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

One of a kind. ❤️

A tribute to Sir Bobby Robson.

#Bobby90

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

@DHolton2 @HLTCO Was sure this was just a parody

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Eric Cantona raised hell in the Premier League. But that was only Part 2 of his utterly mental career.

After punching teammates, decking fans, and insulting the nation, 'King Eric' left France in disgrace at 25.

Here's the little-known tale of how it all unravelled...

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

Grant Holt. Hibs v St Mirren at Easter Road 2016/17 season. Scored 1. Nearly got a brace.

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Best player you've ever seen live?

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

@DavieSkelton @JokerNUFC 😂😂😂 Phenomenal!

[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

@DavieSkelton @TalkofTyneside Love that Trippier free kick but do like Big Mig sticking it to Grealish with those corkers

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🔙 26 years ago today...

Newcastle United 5 Manchester United 0

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[Jimmy Turpin @JimmyDanT]

@EURO2024 @FAIreland @LidlAdventure Luis never far away