James Hazelwood

Nobody tells me when where or for how long I can be funky

[James Hazelwood @JimmyDisco]

@JamesBlunt my life is brilliant!!! Well mine isn't I received my fridge magnet and said to my girlfriend listen to this which should of been let's go home together as stated and to my horror your beautiful started to drone out I know it's nearly Halloween but this is scary shit

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@BigTomD @RomeshRanga #wolfandowl went to a restaurant last night and it would seem they have a communal arse pebble which I thought was pretty rank !!! #arsepebble

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

The ol’ “Eyeball flyball.”

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@markbenton100 we saw village idiot last night in Ipswich what a great show really enjoyed it I have learnt never to fuck with badgers !! #theatre

[Seb Ate @Mrbaiti]

This lady has just spent 2 mins absolutely eviscerating the Conservatives on their record on EVERYTHING 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #BBCQT
“ I’m staggered that you think you’re succeeding…
Watch and listen!

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@FatboySlim I don't know about Palookaville but I have been to yumsville!! @bigbeachcafe #Brighton #breakfast #fatboyslim

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@SquareMeal @BenoliRestaura1

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@BigTomD Where is Abboussi when you need him !!! #kinggary

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Tass's 1st go at roast potatoes in our new air fryer and I'm a fan absolutely delicious #airfryer #roastpotatoes https://t.co/gTS6eu6BG1

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Well that was one of the best pie's stroke Christmas dinners I've ever had and you get a free little cock on top for shits and giggles @marksandspencer and a lovely bottle of plonk from Fred Sillysex @fred_sirieix #pie #christmas #christmasdinner
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Thanks Wolf and Owl for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 2,362 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/wPYellx2Tj

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Thanks The Struts for spending 246 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to One Night Only. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/5zpFYfla9B

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@EllaKenion Phew I'm glad I didn't say to a lady that looks like you guess how far I ran yesterday!!! She would of thought what a weirdo 🤣🤣 i used to love those sketches on Catherine Tate so thanks for the laughter anyway

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@EllaKenion You didn't happen to be in Selfridges yesterday were you ??

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@JamieVersey @TheSnuts Maybe they could do a gig with @TheStruts and call it
Struts & Snuts

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@ronnieslater_ @SkyNews That is brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣