Jimmy Durtay

Stupid humor for smart people.

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Ronald has thoughts on your permanent state of mind. #JimmyDurtay #DeepThoughts

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Shopping Addiction #JimmyDurtay #DarkHumor #Absurd

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In situations where you're enveloped by clowns, and they're all laughing at you, reflect on the fact that their behavior may be an attempt to provide comfort and solace. However, it's equally plausible that they're planning something, and the ambiguity of their actions is inherent to the nature of clowns.

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@mymixtapez He's got a bit of the roid gut

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The legend of the Hulkster will never die!

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Tell me why

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Some motivational advice.

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Is throwing a potato at an Irish man considered a hate crime? #DarkHumor #Irish #Comedy

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According to reports, Stephen King's dislike for Dodge Caravans originates from a past experience where one launched him 14 feet into a ditch. #StephenKing #DodgeCaravan #DarkHumor #JimmyDurtay

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Got kicked off The Price is Right for saying my penis was the obvious answer

Real price? $4.23

#PriceIsRight #FunnyVideo #GameShowFail #ComedySkits

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Nobody attend Larry's gathering. He is planning to set the place ablaze with everyone inside again. Thank you. #DarkHumor #Absurd #Comedy #JimmyDurtay

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Cats and paraplegics have a lot in common. Neither likes being tossed in your neighbor's pool. 🐱♿

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July 5th: time to clean up that Patriotic Vomit. 🧹🇺🇸 #July5th #Comedy #PatrioticVomit