Fake Jimmy Football

fake profile regardless of what Jeff Koloack says, 7 time Bemidji spelling B champ, Tuszka’s roomate, Ben DeNucci’s nightmare

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@JMUCurtCignetti Merry Christmas @JMUCurtCignetti

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Who is the toughest SOB to walk this earth?

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I always prefer to smoke a Cignetti. #victorycigar

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I don’t often smoke cigarettes but when I do I prefer they are Cignetti’s.

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Help me out @_jaxonbrown @B_entz12 @jeffculhane @FGOSPORTSWRITER

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Twitter help me out. I met my dream girl at the OB on March 14. I planned to goto the OB every Saturday until I found her. The lockdown has intercepted (boom) those plans. If anyone has any info or recognizes half her face my DMs are open.

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@KyanBrown Step it up wimp.

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Step up Bison nation. Call Chubs at [phone] and donate to the senior celebration. The first 10 people that call in I will send you an autographed ruler straight from Bemidji High.

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@EC8CH If you watch the tape I slid and immediately turned it into a side summer-salt. I did this to honor @GMalstrom when he did the helicopter earlier this year

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I’m just sitting at Chub’s getting fitted for rings. Any twitter followers have any questions they want answered?

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@EC8CH Plus when I was a kid I blew my arm out playing baseball. I never learned how to properly slide so I figured it was a good time to teach myself.

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@EC8CH I shouldn’t have. I lost my mind and wanted to celebrate as soon as possible.

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@Dave_from_Minot I was didn’t you see the two darts I threw to @CodyTud?

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Who is the best Jimmy?

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@Chinger94 Quit whining @Chinger94 or I will kick your ass

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@TyRoehl @CoachMarioPrice @WeAreAFCA Aren’t you 40?

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@AndrewGress @JedreCyr That would be a dream come true. I would love to be his co pilot. I have a buddy who would pay a lot of money to drink beer with @JedreCyr

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@jkava8 Play in the NFL then either drive a Schwan’s truck or become an astronaut. Still a little undecided between the two. On the weekends you will find me back home in Bemidji giving snowmobile lessons at the old folks home.

[JD @Jack_Darnell1]

Again can’t thank everyone enough for their support. Each year as tradition the seniors go to Chubs Pub in fargo the Monday after the game. If you’re willing to donate to the tab to support the seniors please call into Chubs [phone] and ask to donate to the bison. 🤘

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I don’t often smoke cigarettes but when I do I prefer they are Cignetti’s.