Guy at Citi field: “We gotta grab as many beers as we can now because they stop serving in the 7th inning”
We are one hour and ten minutes from first pitch
This why I’ve found all the WNBA talk to be hilarious. Nobody actually watches it. So when you’re arguing about it, you’re not really arguing about a professional sport. It’s more of just a charity for lesbians. #CTESPN
@dkhos hey pedo whenever you stop visiting Ukraine and posting pics of your child's penis on Facebook you might want to run your company. Disgraceful customer service
The subways aren't safe. It's a wild wild west down there. I've had friends get stabbed, watch someone jerking off and smoke crack on the train. If you honestly believe that this Marine decided to choke this guy unprovoked your dumb
The election should be the day after tax day. Congrats on sending $200 to Ukraine everyone. Congrats on sending $1500 on our countries interest payments. Congrats on spending $1050 on people who are unemployed.