Ryan Stein

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

@ConnorMook_ @tBushGaming "Ill be the adult in the room" -The child

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

@resser2142 Gave up after Joel died. Never played the game but the writing was on the wall.

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

@BobbyKotick @BobbyKotick damn she went to duke university, the entire lacrosse team probably ran through her after the roofies

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Guy at Citi field: “We gotta grab as many beers as we can now because they stop serving in the 7th inning”

We are one hour and ten minutes from first pitch

[AB @AB84]

This why I’ve found all the WNBA talk to be hilarious. Nobody actually watches it. So when you’re arguing about it, you’re not really arguing about a professional sport. It’s more of just a charity for lesbians. #CTESPN

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

This country is so fucking back

[Mezz @for_yield]

Just had a flight attendant tell me I could not put in a zyn on the plane ?

The west has fallen

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

Why is no one upset that Arianna Grande is doing white face? Rules for thee

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

@GregWestlie The truth. Im sure Brian Johnson has been interviewed 3 times because he's an offensive innovator

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

I haven’t seen Jerry Jones this upset since they passed the Civil Rights Act

[New York Jets @nyjets]

when you lose to the "offseason champs"

[Ryan Day @ryaneatscake]

Deshaun Watson: *points to the sky after a touchdown*

God:

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

@dkhos hey pedo whenever you stop visiting Ukraine and posting pics of your child's penis on Facebook you might want to run your company. Disgraceful customer service

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

@jtbatson did you sell your soul or do you just approve of beating women?

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

@ussoccer beating women is okay as long as you're a below average coach? Disgraceful

[B/R Football @brfootball]

It was dusty in Milan as Zlatan said goodbye to the San Siro 😭

(via @SerieA)

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

The subways aren't safe. It's a wild wild west down there. I've had friends get stabbed, watch someone jerking off and smoke crack on the train. If you honestly believe that this Marine decided to choke this guy unprovoked your dumb

[Ryan Stein @JimmyFuckingDs]

The election should be the day after tax day. Congrats on sending $200 to Ukraine everyone. Congrats on sending $1500 on our countries interest payments. Congrats on spending $1050 on people who are unemployed.