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@harryjsisson This is nothing. I have uncovered evidence that President Trump is a robot. https://t.co/IZDhfK3q6O

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Tim Dillon on the Trump administration ahead of the midterms:

"Nothing's going well, everybody's turning on each other... To their credit, they were like, 'What if we livestreamed an execution to get the people back?' Because the gas is up, and the food is up."

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BRAKING 🚨: Elon Musk has invented a flying car.

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I can confirm this story as 💯% accurate!

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JUST ANNOUNCED: Using the half bag of @Doritos I did not finish eating on #TacoTuesday I was able to purchase the #HarambeNewsNetwork. I have already rebranded it to the #JimmyFungusNewsNetwork.

#TuesdayMotivation #NewNewsNetwork @PiersMorgan @TMZ @GeraldoRivera

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🚨🇺🇳 BREAKING — Brain Damage?

Trump stumbles while trying to rename AI during an awkward and rambling UN speech.

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WORLD WAR 3 UPDATE: Iran Threatens Barron, Putin Attacks Germany, Trump $5000 dividend checks
https://t.co/TWvYQpkokT via @YouTube

#Trump #Putin #WW3 #WorldWar3 #BarronTrump #RussiavsGermany #Iran #EndTimes #BibleProphecy #Youtube #TrumpHair #Trump5000dividend

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How AI Will Enslave Humans & Destroy Civilization — 5CAST (#25) Ft. Greg Stoker
https://t.co/adPfqUlC5x

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I'm not even being funny, the industry is weird and predatory. Yikes.

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The trial of a man accused of orchestrating the killing of the legendary rapper, Tupac Shakur, is underway in Las Vegas. https://t.co/uumNFEFnwS

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@USATODAY It sounds like Rodriquez's blunder may have been the difference in the match.

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@EdKrassen And so your long standing feud with @newtgingrich continues. I am saddened by this.

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Elon Musk will be playing Austin Powers in the 5th installment of the series.

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It's splittsville for @AOC and her fiancé Riley Roberts. #eggfreezingjourneygonewrong #gingershavenosouls

https://t.co/GE2svBv8Wv

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@sunnyright @jaketapper Karl from Buzz Feed is a dear friend.

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@jaketapper As a member of the press I would gladly die protecting freddom of speech (just as the great Patrick Henry proclaimed). Perhaps you need to take some GET TOUGH PILLS, Jack?

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Julie Tétart a transgender player has been dominating France's second-tier women's basketball league, and now the WNBA question is front and center. When asked whether she'd join the WNBA if a team called, Tétart responds: "I won't say no."

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CAITLIN CLARK HISTORIC NIGHT 🤩 NEW CAREER HIGH https://t.co/xY52rfK1JP

#CaitlinClark #IndianaFever #WNBA

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@JamesBrown00777 @ABC I wouldn't trust them

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@JamesBrown00777 @ABC What is your source, Mr. Brown?

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BREAKING 🚨: US reimposes Iran blockade after attacks on ships in Strait of Hormuz https://t.co/Nt0NoUcDAF

#iran #usa #straitofhormuz #war #news #iranwar #gulfoftrump #breakingnews