Jimmy Funnell

Brit living in Austria

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

Seeing Chelsea fans slander JT on here is a new low.

Don't normally say this but doing that strips you of the right to call yourself a Blue, end of.

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

True or not, it's quite sad that we've gotten to the point that it's quite believable this ownership is very capable of f*cking up w Xabi and destroying the relationship early on. They've made so many mistakes without accountability, this would definitely fit into their pattern.

[Rob @journalism_rp]

If the fanbase are really gullible enough to believe the Cucurella story, then they can't complain when you see other stories like it. 🤷‍♂️

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

@JanAageFjortoft What a goal, Jan! Exactly what the game needed!

[ÖFB - oefb.at @oefb1904]

YEEEEESSSSSS! 1:0! 💪🏻🇦🇹 #ATeamOneFamily #FIFAWorldCup

[Gershwin Farao @Enzo_Pharaoh]

@MadridXtra There's a special place in hell for the people who were in charge of Chelsea's development that let Olise go

[Charlie Patrick @charliepatrick0]

It’s this short sighted thinking which has got us in this mess.

Hato has shown promise but most of those good performances second half of the season were at centre back.

For once be serious and get a proper replacement.

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

Cucurella leaving hurts, ngl

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

@bu5ul @Squawka Unfortunately, yes.

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

Boehly all the way. His name is the epitome of everything going wrong in the media, but the actual moronic culprit is that mental maniac Eghbali.

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

‼️The inescapable truth for Chelsea is that Boehly and Eghbali are very different people with very different approaches.

Boehly prefers to let others manage the day-to-day running of the club these days, but will still grasp a photo or PR opportunity. Eghbali is more involved wherever he feels he can make an impact.

~ @Matt_Law_DT

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

Look at how the PSG players immediately stopped appealing the moment the referee waved it away. Only Marquinhos approached the ref, and the bench stayed calm. Zero drama.

Now contrast that with Mikel Arteta and Arsenal. When Madueke pulled down Nuno Mendes and intentionally went down looking for a soft penalty, the Arsenal players threw a collective tantrum on the pitch. Arteta rallied his entire bench, screaming at the officials for almost a minute and nearly interrupting the game.

That’s the exact brand of tactical tantrum he throws in the PL to bully weak English referees who completely lack authority.

What makes Arteta truly embarrassing is his shameless desperation. Later on, when Gyokeres’ shot got deflected for a corner, Arteta was up in the fourth official's face demanding a handball penalty. Then we saw the replay, and the ball wasn't even close to a PSG player's arm.

He’s a certified embarrassment to the beautiful game.

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

If Eze had been at Crystal Palace, he would have won a European trophy by now. 😂😂

[Xabi Alonso Cam 🎥 @XabiAlonsoCam]

@Arsenal Gather here for Arsenal tears

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Every VAR error: How Arsenal escaped red cards and penalties https://t.co/xEProzlgeu

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

They've been broke for years, literally have to rent out their stadium for bloody weddings yet are somehow linked with multiple imminent signings on huge wages and costing absurd transfer fees.

So who are they gonna mob out of their club this time?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Julián Álvarez has already informed Atléti of his desire to leave with Barcelona as a clear priority.

Barça won’t stop here, planning for more signings after Gordon (done) and after talks for Álvarez (bid not sent yet, but soon).

🎥 https://t.co/5QjFZv8iUs

[ChelsTransfer @ChelsTransfer]

@FabrizioRomano Argentinian and loyalty 🤦‍♂️

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

Having said that, he fits in perfectly at Real Madrid.

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

What a disappointment, he's a brilliant player and really did hope he'd be a longtime servant of the club. Not too long ago that he kissed the badge but what would you expect from someone who acted the way he did before joining us.

Terrible shame but good riddance, c*nt.

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

🚨BREAKING: Enzo Fernandez wants to leave Chelsea. [@JacobsBen]

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

This is where we are right now. Rolls have been reversed by these morons.

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

🗣 Noni Madueke: “I did [imagine the season could be this good at Arsenal], that’s why I came so quickly from where I was!”.

😂😂😂

[Jimmy Funnell @JimmyFunnellCFC]

They learnt fuck all. SDs all keeping their jobs while failing over and over again. In no other area of work would they keep them, it's diabolical. #BluecoOut

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

#Chelsea believe they have learned lessons from past mistakes. They recognise this season did not meet expectations or ambitions, and they want to accept responsibility. The ownership and leadership understand supporter frustration.

[via @SkySports]

[Sport Witness @Sport_Witness]

🇧🇷 From Brazil: Chelsea offer Thiago Silva pathway into coaching structure

➡️ Defender has choice of year back at AC Milan or starting his coaching career with Chelsea

https://t.co/UvPLINwwud #cfc

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…