Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher

Stockport County | Amateur Paper Plane Pilot | Frontman of “The Lengthy Boys” | “the best thing from Northern Ireland since George Best” - Curtis (date unknown)

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

Has anyone ever put a lie detector on Shakira’s hips???

Do we really know then???

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

The World Health Organization has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, showering, laundry, dishes) in the next FEW YEARS. We are officially entering water bankruptcy. This is a direct result of AI. Please stop using it now.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In case you missed it, the United States of America has been added to a watch list following sustained attacks on civic freedoms across the country. Other nations on that list: Turkey, Serbia, El Salvadore, Indonesia, and Kenya. The 3 main reasons for being placed on that list:

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

@FabrizioRomano Shut the fuck up and just say she. It’s done. No one wants these constant updates. I used to be on your side but now I’m fully on the side of “you have ruined the transfer window”

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We've seen this before! 🤯

Kobbie 🤝 Kiko

#MUFC || #PL

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

@OfficialCutzy Always boss. Gotta perfect the Gallagher Lock. My own version of the ethereal Nakamura Lock fold

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

@OfficialCutzy Good luck Curtis

[Pollster 🗳 @ItsPollster]

@TenHagBall_ Anything subjective should mean that VAR can’t change with the on field decision. They’re literally saying Maguire’s attempt and block was subjective, so how could they then overturn based on subjectivity? Rashfords OB was subjective and it went against us too. NUFCs counted tho

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

@OfficialCutzy Cleannnn @JangSungChan2 congrats on the job!

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

A shoutout to all the other YSL player accounts this season and of other past series. The inspiration to want to run an account, how to inspire a character, and what to post comes from all of you. Appreciate all of the love on the account over the past year!

Jimmy G, out!

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

A bit late but just a massive thank you to @OfficialCutzy @CurtisMahony for letting me run this account during this edition of YSL! This series will always hold such a special place in my heart 1/…

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

Happy the boss sees a role for me in this team. Ready to be the jack of all trades for this team. #NewJSP

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

“GOALLL! JIMMY G! JIMMY GALLAGHER HAS SCORED IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE”

Goosebumps. Limbs.

[Guiseppe Pegoraro 🥫(angelo ogbonna enthusiast) @GPegararo_11]

IT'S HERE!!! NOLMIO X UDINESE! 🟢⚪🔴

Absolute honour to be part of my boyhood club. Shoutout @JimmyGeeeeeee for the Kevin Lasagna idea.

SU I BIANCONERI!! ⚫⚪

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

@GPegararo_11 I do have some brains, I am a paper plane engineer by trade after all. Football has always been my side gig!

[Guiseppe Pegoraro 🥫(angelo ogbonna enthusiast) @GPegararo_11]

For those wondering, I've always been a huge Udinese supporter. Growing up I had the honour of watching Antonio Di Natale play football. Nowadays I have Kevin Lasagna but most people only know him because he's named after pasta.

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

Absolutely HONORED to make my #UCL debut today. A truly memorable and historic day for me! #ChampionsLeague

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

Confirmed: Paddy McNair is the best human to kick a ball #NI

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

We down for a UK tur lads???? @ColonelRSanders @GPegararo_11 @DinnyHaveAName @JangSungChan2

[Jimmy “Drip Lord” Gallagher @JimmyGeeeeeee]

Boss, if I’m not gonna play can I at least get a loan??? #FreeJimmyG #FuckThisTLBTour